Posted on November 25, 2012 by admin

Hail Cookies, thy infernal destruction shall destroy the destruction of mankind!!!!

ALL 30 COMPETITOR SPOTS FILLED – Email me to get on wait list, or my mailing list, so you never miss another call for cooks!  It fills up fast in NYC!!!  BUT COME TO EAT EAT EAT!!!! Tickets up HERE!!!!!  A mere $15!!!!

Hail Brooklyn Cookie Takedown most on high!!!! Hail!!!! Hail!!!! Judge the worthiness of 30 home-baked Brooklyn cookies!  Chug FREE Bulleit Bourbon egg nog!!!  December 16 2PM at The Bell House!!!!!!!!

Oo remember last year how you ate cookies to save the earth from annihilation?  This year, eat cookies and pray for its annihilation!!! These cookies are going to be that good!!!

TICKETS HERE!!!!

This creepaholic sickness of a poster is by the very perfect Luke Ramsey!!!

And now we pray:

Hail cookiezoids of your most infernal power…
Thy dough’s molten embrace is in my tumba wumbaaaaaa…
Thou cloven hoofed huggy Beelzabub of extra sweety yummy…
We think of cookies as the yummiest …
And we must eat the most or eeeeeeeellllllsssse

We entreat you, most high cookie priestess of the learned goat lord…
Let us feed on blessed unholy cookies … and burn this land
For it is written that we must totally eat of the cookies…
Toooootalllllyyyyy…
Awwwwwwwesssssommmmmme…

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

 

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