I have never seen so much chuzzywuz in one room at the same time. 30 Mac and Chuzzez? Really!?? I myself almost properly exploded. Did you???!! Only of you got a ticket, because the thing sold out almost immediately when I announced it! That’s how chuz thirsty Brooklyn is!!! Thanks to The Bell House, and most importantly, the Brooklyn cooking underground!!!! We will rise!!!!
TONS OF PHOTOS on the Takedown FB PAGE
Here without no more further ado here are all the mac and chuzzez, and the winnerz!!! Continue reading →
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Ugggh. Austin why and how do you make me feel so dirty? Even if I ever took a bath it wouldn’t take away this MURDEROUS URGE of mac and cheeze! I tasted CHEEZEBLOOD on Sunday! Austin you are as gross of cheeze … and I thank you of it.
Did you know that Mac and Cheeze ice cream is a possible and delicious thing?
23 shizz fukkin dwaztastiks blew the wizz off the grill. And I was there!!! You were too if you are cool. Thanks you Shangri La, for knowing this basic truth: mac and chuz is filthy perf. (PICS UP ON MY TAKEDOWN FB!)
Here after the jump is the winners and chizzerz, and all the love… Austin, I can’t say enugg how dope you actually are. Continue reading →
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SOLD OUT!
Throw away your false idols. Worship at the pasta feet of the one true Mac and Cheeze goddess! Her embrace is cheezy, her majesty sleezy. This benevolent omnipresence will be enjoyed March 23, 2-4PM at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Ye who are unworthy, come and wallow in 25-30 different mac and cheezez from NYC’s cooking underground! Vote on the finest offering, and rejoice! She has risen!!!!
EMAIL ME to compete!
TICKETS HERE
PRIZE SPONSORS:
Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!
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TIX AVAILABLE AT DOOR!
What a crazy! Fill the eternal soul of your yearning of bliss like a hawk flying over the mountain of your wonder of the wonderfull! Ommmmmmm… Eat endless mac and cheezez from local cooks at the Austin Mac and Cheeze Takedown!!! Sunday March 9 at Shangri La 2-4PM!
CALL FOR COOKS Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to COMPETE for SICK culinary prizes!
WANT TO EAT ALL THAT MAC AND CHEEZE and VOTE ON THE SLEAZIEST? TICKETS HERE!
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PRIZE SPONSORS:
Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!
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USA! USA! USA! While we’re beating those dirty reds in Sochi, the real fight was on the Brooklyn homefront: meatballz sportz. ! ! !!! !!! !!!!!!!! Deep fried, stuffed, biggies, littles, sauced and bunned – all balls deserved the title of SUPREME FACE SMACKER! But as always, there can only be a couple official face smacking winners- and here they are after the jump:
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VENUE CHANGE! Make sure you get it right!!!! Chili Takedown is at GREAT SCOTT!
TO COMPETE EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM
Tremors… Then silence… Then BOOOOOM!!!! THE CHILI TAKEDOWN is back in Boston of course you guys!!!! If you are bonin for chili, then February is time to flex that muscle in your cortex and explode upon the masses your finest chili concoction! Does yours blow the lid off with coffee or whisky or some bizonculous secret ingredient? Does it blow your face off with ghost chilis and electric thunder? Or does it calm a dude down with porky meats and subtle seasonings? Let’s see it, Boston! The public is invited to vote on the chili mas loco!!!!
TO COMPETE EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM
To enjoy infinity bites of all the different chilis, TICKETS HERE!
PRIZE SPONSORS:
Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!
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The time of meatballs is nowish, world. Portal ENGAGE. Destination: Planet Meatball! Brooklyn Meatball Takedown is Feb 9, 2-4PM at The Bell House! Call for the finest Brooklyn home cooks to punish the weak!!!
Each ball a planet. Each planet, a window into your dismal, stinking soul! You deserve the best!!!
COOKS! Email me to compete! And if you’re wanting to eat the motherload of meatballz, TICKETS HERE Brooklyn…
(Hauntingly face-punching artwork by the great artistic sikko Katie Wendt, who is obviously messed up, yo.)
PRIZE SPONSORS:
Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!
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If there is ever a cookie war, and that shit could actually happen, I have assembled my troops. 60 unsmiling Brooklynites who will fight and die for me or at least for cookies. You are in so much trouble, the world.
Huge praise to them, and to the Bell House. Check out all the pictures HERE!
And here after the jump are the winners from Day 1 and Day 2, Brooklyn Cookie Takedown!!!!
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Austin! The 3rd leg of the Holiday Cookie Takedown tour!!!
Email Matt Timms to compete at chilitakedown@gmail.com !!!
Hey you guys because wow! CALLING ALL COOKIE COOKS! Make a big batch of cookies and bring it to Shangri La, December 15 2-4PM, and show Austin about how your cookies are the filthiest example of Holiday Cheer in the whole wide world!!!! Win prizes (seriously the prizes are huge- just look below at prize sponsors) and drink and fun!
EMAIL MATT TIMMS at chilitakedown@gmail.com to sign up! I’ll send you the detes, which are simple (make a lot of cookies!)
ATTENDEES! TICKETS UP HERE!!!!!! Want to eat a bajillon cookies? Just $15 to do exactly that and drink the finest holiday cocktailz!!! (21+)
PRIZE SPONSORS:
Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!
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Boston, um you did what now? Actually a ton of cookies is inside you? Guilt shblilt! I bet I ate more! Thanks to The Middle East (Have you tried their stuffed eggplant in the upstairs Lebanese restaurant? Holy shit!) for hosting this super rad cookie bomb- and to all the sweet-ass Boston home cooks for being so hard. You guys are not, nor ever will be, a bummer. HAPPY HOLIDAYS BOSTON!!!!
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