Category Archives: General

I don’t even have to promise to not say Itoldyouso anymore- the takedowns are a brilliant entity of major magnitude, that have taken on a life of their own. Like a 200-eyed drunken kaiju monster would probably do, the takedown … Continue reading →

DERPY DERP!  THIS TAKEDOWN IS SOLD OUT! HUNGEE?  >>> TICKETS HERE TO EAT ALLLL THE BACON! <<< ATTN COOKS: ALL SPOTS TAKEN! EMAIL ME to get on the wait list- or the mailing list so you can find out about … Continue reading →

The third and final stop of the Ice Cream and Hot Sauce tour ends where hot sauce and ice cream are done best.  And local home cooks have the gumption!!! For a mere $5, enjoy their insane inventions of insanity, … Continue reading →

Oh BOYOOYOY!! Portland!  The Ice Cream and Hot Sauce Takedown is trundling through your town, and threatens to ruin your life! (Because after this, what could possibly be as rad?  Nothing. Nothing!!!!) September 30 2PM-4PM at The Goodfoot, feast, melt … Continue reading →

True story: What happens when you live in Brooklyn, but your heart is in Chicago?  Thanks for asking! Well,  I typically like to make love to my own heart in the center of the dance floor at Lincoln Hall, with … Continue reading →

Remember when I said last year was the best ever Chicago Bacon Takedown?  I fibbed. This one, the 3rd Annual, will be, pinky swear, the badddest rogue gallery of bacon crimes you will ever see.  J’accuse! September 16, NOON at … Continue reading →

Here is an artist’s (my) rendition of the horrific things that happened at The Armory in Somerville, that terrible Sunday, August 26 2012- when 10 local hot sauces and 10 local ice creams CLASHED IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY! It was just … Continue reading →

August 26 2PM at The Armory in Somerville! $15 TRY ALL THE ICE CREAMS AND HOT SAUCES!  VOTE ON THE YUMMIEST! TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE! You guys, I had this super smart idea: this summer, the agony and the ecstasy ! The churn … Continue reading →

What a fiendishly rad expose of the possibilities of bacon.  SF has always been a majorly fun food stop.  Everyone talks about the restaurants and chefs, but here’s the Takedown to once again prove that the average joe’s walking the … Continue reading →

  A special big big thank you to the Ice Creamers of Brooklyn, making 2 gallons each to tame a heat wave and bring joy and pizzazz to the Bell House!  You guys are infinitely cooler than your average Brooklynite. … Continue reading →