
The poster is here – beautifully crafted by artist and genius Matt Langland. View his past posters on the Art Gallery on this site!
Tremble, minions. I can’t wait to see you guys hustle down to Radegast and for a mere $10, assault the 30 trays of bacon concoctions we have in store for you…
The event is temporarily capped at 30 contestants- we’ll see if anybody flakes- I do have a waitlist going. Add your name to my mailing list so you cooks will never again be left out in the cold!!!



Your recipes will compete, head to head. The throngs will come on down, and taste your creations, and vote on the winner. Like Patton or Henry V before the battle- I tremble, thinking of the carnage to be. 

This takedown, I am unloading the last of my super hot takedown tees, at the LOW LOW price of $10!!!! If you show up at the takedown, you are elligable for this special one-time price! Get one!! Relaxxx in the knowledge that tiny little fingers did not sew each seam – these are American Apparel tees, each emblazoned with a gorgeous chili monster!!! AA tends to size down for malnourished hipster youth, so if you are normally a large, an XL will fit you perfectly. And if you are an especially tiny person, the XL makes a great nightie! I have M, L, and XL to sell- and this is a limited edition T-Shirt of a historic event. Enjoy.