Nora Sherman brought her squad, and entered a brilliant batch of chili to a 2008 chili takedown. Then she made a brilliant movie about it. This is so cinema verite, I can’t stand it. I don’t want you guys to miss this brilliant documentary, that captures so beautifully what it is to be a chili professional.
The Chili Takedown supports local business! Brooklyn Fox in Williamsburg! The brilliant and beautiful Lexi is the brains behind this operation- come on down and witness all the erotic stuff! Much like chili, lingerie has the power to seduce and destroy the senses. As a favor, I have lent my name to my favorite item down there, the “Carol Maloney Barely There Corset”, heretofore renamed “The Chili Takedown Dirty Little Number“.
AND CHECK THIS OUT: Chili Takedown readers are offered10% off any super sexed-up purchase! So head on down to Brooklyn Fox! To obtain this special offer, lean across the counter and whisper to Lexi in a hoarse voice the SECRET PASSWORDS: “The Chili Takedown is Super Naughty“. You’re sure to get more than you bargained for!*
*oh and this is a real offer!
Handsome Matt Timms, The Takedown Chief, also does other events and wants to make sure you know about any stuff else he runs that you might be missing!
Just so everybody is clear, Matt Timms ALSO runs the funnest, most sickest, dare I say FUNNEST again, TRIVIA NIGHT! Me and Matt Langland host!!! The first Tuesday of every month!! Over at The Soft Spot Bar in Brooklyn !!!!! Past triumphs: In a SOUND ROUND we once played “We Are the World” in its entirety. You read along with the lyric sheet, and filled in the singer of each line! In another famously tough trivia round, we played a song- you were asked to name the song, the artist, and the dance that Matt and Matt were performing. “Brilliant” “Innovative” “Wicked Awesome” – we’ve heard compliments just like this all the time down at the Soft Spot. Come join us. And you know what else is a smart idea? Make sure to email Matt Timms to get on that email list and find out about all the fun you might be missing!!! mtimms7 at hotmail !!!!
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