The World’s Biggest JerkOff – Part 2!!! JERKY COSMIC FANTASTICALS.

FATHERS IN FREE!  Just show up and prove you’re a dad, and that’s cool!!!!!

CALL FOR COOKS.  Is your meat dried and delicious?  Because, um, Brooklyn is asking. (email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com)

WBJO-TAKEDOWNS-V2-2014

June 15, 2-4PM, at The Bell House!

Once again, the claim to the finest jerky in The City is up for grabs, and everyone is simply meefed about it!!!  Try endless amounts of pure protein, and get to know Brooklyn’s home cooks once again, in a battle for god-like powerz!!!! (and also prizes like dehydrators from Waring, knives from Wusthof, Anolon pots and Microplane graters!!!)

Tickets at The Bell House!  See you there!!!

(and did this terrifying filth send you into conniptions like that Epcot ride? That’s because Devin Toye!!!)

JUDGES & SPONSORS:

  

PRIZE SPONSORS:

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Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!

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