Who among you is courageous!? Who among you is true!? Who among you really really really loves jerky!!!???
Get ready you guys- The World’s Biggest Jerk Off – January 23, 4PM at The Bell House– The Takedown presents an entirely new series!!! Jerky!!! Make any kind of jerky you like- and jerky makers know, you can jerk a ton of different stuff! There’ll be tons of brillo prizes from Wusthof, Anolon and Microplane! – and a chance to enjoy the camaraderie of your fellow jerkers!!!
EMAIL ME to enter!!! Brooklyn shall judge the finest jerky in the land….
(Remember, cooks, you don’t necessarily need a dehydrator to make jerky- an oven set to low can yield the same awesome results!!! )
A woman’s coming to show us how to debone a venison haunch! Real! Rub- the brilliant BBQ restaurant in Manhattan has promised to roll up their sleeves! Several local jerky makers are likewise, out of competition, raring to jerk your heads RIGHT OFF with their own jerked meats for you to meet!
Oh and dudes, yes- we will have The Game on…
TICKETS AVAILABLE at The Bell House for a RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP $10!!!
JERKY FIGHT!
Oh and yes, for a mere $5, you can buy this poster at the Event!!! Get out your hammers and break them piggie banks! Now is the time for that!
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