Get heavy, Brooklyn.  Be not ye daunted by the ferociousness of the savagery of the carnal brutality of chili hell!  Embrace your satanic impulse to consume this filthy mess, over and over till the End of Days!!!!  25-30 local competitors boil huge cauldrens of toil and trouble- just for you and your lucky tummy!!!!!  Now eat!!!!!!

November 22 12-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!!!  (PLEASE NOTE RESCHEDULE DATE- NOV 22!)

Tickets HERE!!!!

PRIZE SPONSORS:

Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

CALL FOR COOKS! Email Matt@thetakedowns.com to compete for tons of prizes!!!!!!

Matt Timms presents the Chicago Mac and  Cheeze Takedown – November 8, 1-3PM at Lincoln Hall!!!! Chicago’s home cooking scene collectively roll up their sleeves and commence to smackin!  All the mac and cheeze you can eat and a google plex thunderous hugs!!! Don’t miss this!

TICKETS HERE!

PRIZE SPONSORS:

Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR!!!!!!  SEE YOU THERE!!!!!

CALL FOR COOKS!  What will you impale!!!?  The Minnesota State Fair is the slaughter pit of your mind!!!!  The presidential candidates will suckle at your teats!!!!  Email me at Matt@thetakedowns.com to enter!!!

Want to eat it all!??! TICKETS HERE!!!

PRIZE SPONSORS:

Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

This takedown was like a private tour of the court of Mount Olympus – with each of the Takedown Gods firing thunderbolts at your mouth, for your impudence!!!  Some (but not all) of the Takedown’s greatest stars were together on one stage, playing  with inner flesh of the most evelist fish: the LOBSTER!

Thanks to Luke’s Lobster, especially for donating 150lbs of lobster meat!!!  And to the great people at Royal Palms, because every day we’re shufflin!!!!!

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Takedown elite, fighting for supremacy using the badassiest crustacian under the sea!!! What will their sacrilegious minds produce, and serve to you!? Steamed vs. Boiled?!  Vote on the most enthralling creation as you try each one!!!

TIX HERE!!!

Luke’s Lobster sponsors this most exotic and special of TDs!!!!!!

Art by the notorious

PRIZE SPONSORS:

Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

That’s it, I’m never drinking again.  For real this time I swear!  Oh man though from what I remember, it was all smiles and brilliance!!!! How did everyone keep it together so good? And then suddenly a flash flood sealed us hermetically into Hill Country Barbecue, where we force-chugged 17 different homebrews and laughed and laughed!!!!  What a day!!!!!

Here’s all the brews and the necessary winners of the first-ever Brooklyn Homebrew Takedown!!!

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TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR!!!!!

Sample 18 different beers!!!!  Want to come chug the homebrews and vote on the sudsiest?  TIX LINK HERE…  Best part is, you’re at Hill Country Barbecue in downtown Brooklyn, so  there’ll be plenty of the smartest, most goodest grub to power you!!!!

HOMEBREWERS! Still a couple spots open, so bring your homebrew (5 gallons) on down to Hill Country BBQ (BK), Aug 16 1-3PM!!! You and a teammate in free to compete for prizes from Cuisinart, Wusthof, Anolon and Microplane!!! Email matt at thetakedowns dot com

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

What an insane Sunday!!!! We let them out of the Big House for the day, so you could sample their decadent and menacing ice creams!  These “people” are insane criminals with terrifying skills on the churn.  I hope you were there, because this was a rare opportunity to try ice cream gone truly berserk!!!!! Continue reading →

CALL FOR ICE CREAM COOKS!  Email Matt@thetakedowns.com to compete!

Summer is a terrible time. My skin goes lobster red and I cry a lot, covered in aloe.  If you’re not like me, you’re super cool and your cocoa tan attracts the opposite sexes.  What I do, at a time like this, is eat ice cream.  You can too!!!! UNLIMITED  ICE CREAMZ MADE BY BROOKLYN’S FINEST HOME COOKS, DOODS!!!!

TICKETS HERE (TICKET LINK COMING SOON)!

Check out this year’s Ice Cream art, by Nikklas åkerblad – the Swedish artist who did most of the promo art for the World’s Dopest Video Game: Hotline Miami!!!!  I tracked him down via Skype, and he’s a raging homicidal maniac who just wants to help out!  Did you know?  Ice Cream Ronins roam the earth in secret- hired assassins who’s only reward is more ice creamz!!!!

* yeah world famous, for real! We were on Japanese Television (NHK) last year, in a hugemongous ice cream fight!

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PRIZE SPONSORS:

Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

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