The Takedown

CANCELLED!!!  Due to unforeseen circumstances!!!

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I can’t take it any more!!!  It’s time to indulge!  A gajillion tacos of epic proportions all in your face- created by the coolest NYC cooks… for you to eat so many of!

May 21 2-4PM at Brooklyn Bazaar, 150 Greenpoint Ave in Greenpoint!!!!

CALL FOR COOKS – email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter your taco!  Make the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas in little taco boats for you to serve to a super happy public!

You guys, it’s tacos. One low low price to eat them alllll! TICKETS HERE

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

This is your day, cheezaholics!  I know that you know that we know that the Cheezapocalypse is coming, and we MUST gather, for The Reckoning!  20+ of Brooklyn’s yummiest macaroni and cheezez for you to feast your faces on !!!!!

 Tickets SOLD OUT !

Infinity balls!  Monumental choices!!!  The Brooklyn Meatball Takedown rolls into town, and it’s your special job to cram all the balls into you, and vote on the best ball in Brooklyn.

 Tickets SOLD OUT !

Want to compete?!  Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter your balls and compete for prizes and the eternal love of the masses!!!

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

Lovers!  Haters!  Chocolate creators!!!!  The Brooklyn Chocolate Takedown experiments with chocolate recipes…  hot chocolate, cold chocolate, sweet chocolate, savory chocolate… it’s all aphrodisiacal.  And the best date idea for your Valentine…

Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!

Raaka Chocolate sponsors!   NYC’s dopest home cooks spread their chocolate love all over Royal Palms!

February 12, Noon-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!

Eat all the chocolates! Vote on the most sinful… TICKETS HERE!

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

Yo 2016, it was rough.  You’re going to need something to balm this pain – and I’m thinkin a nice bowl of MANY SOUPS might just HELP! Chicken soup for the soul, but also CHOWDER and STEW and RAMEN and HOT HOT CRAZY ASS SOUPS!!!!  Try them all and be REBORN…

WHAT: Brooklyn Soup Takedown!

WHERE: Brooklyn Bazaar, 150 Greenpoint Ave, Greenpoint, BK!

WHEN: January 22, 2-4PM

TICKETS:  HERE All you can eat, and a ballot to vote on your fave soup!

TO COMPETE: email Matt@TheTakedowns.com

A portion of proceeds will benefit the NRDC – to help save the planet of EARTH!

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There is only one sure-fire way to stay sane and cheery this particular holiday season- eat your height in cookies. Eat cookies until the word “Election” loses its meaning, and just becomes a crazy nonsensical sound in space.  That’s my plan, and I’m stickin to it ho ho ho!

What?  The Brooklyn Cookie Takedown 2016!

When? Dec 18th Noon-2PM

Where? Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club

Want to come eat cookies like insane meets crazy!? NYC’s finest most excellent bakers are competing for your affection with their confections!!!  Tickets up HERE!!! (21+)

Or know how to bake and want to enter?!  Email Matt Timms at Matt@TheTakedowns.com for detes!

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WHAT: The Brooklyn Cat Painting Takedown 2016

WHEN: Friday, December 9th   8-10PM

WHERE: Better Than Jam Store & Studio (20 Grattan St.) – take the L to the Morgan Stop

HOW MUCH: Free!  And at 9PM the cat painting auction!  CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED!

Those bare walls in your dumb apartment are beggin for a kitty painting.  Thankfully, local artists can’t wait to decorate! FREE TO THE PUBLIC!!! Come chug Lagunitas beers and watch the creators create – and then the auction is at 9PM with profits to benefit Bushwick Street Cats and BARC!!!

Check out pics from a previous Cat Painting Takedown and Auction HERE!!!

Kitty cat photog Patrick Delaney

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CALL FOR COOKS – BROOKLYN!  Does your chili split skulls and pummel senses?! Because we need that.  Bring your finest batch in and compete for Le Creuset, and other hottt prizes…!!!  Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter your chili!

November 20, Noon-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!  TICKETS HERE (21+)

Hey Brooklyn!  Every year since it’s inception, the gods of Brooklyn spar at The one and only Brooklyn Chili Takedown. And the throngs wonder! Who is the chilliest?  Is beans important?  Is this even authentico?  Can I eat 30 different chilis?  So many smart questions… answer them all, and revel in your farts!

PS just lookin at this poster will make you BURN IN HELL!  Thanks bigs, Ramone!!!!!

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This should grease your wheels.

For a couple years now, Brooklyn has been wanting this back!!!  Now, with weak knees, Matt Timms humbly re-introduces the BACON TAKEDOWN to the takedown lineup!!!!  YIELD! TO ENDLESS SLABS OF BACON!!!! For the price of admission, enjoy ALL the dishes presented by Brooklyn’s finest Takedowners…

Oct 23 2-4PM at Arrogant Swine in Bushwick! 2-4PM (173 Morgan Ave – off the Morgan L stop in Brooklyn!) Eat all the bacon dishes you can until there just ain’t none left!!! And vote on the strongest yummifier!!!  (TICKETS HERE – $20, $25 day of)

All cooking slots are taken!

(poster by Matt Timms – master of alien watercolors)

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