The Takedown

Holiday cookies comin out your ears!!!  Enjoy this holiday cookie massacre with your loved ones, and a bajillion of the finest cookies!!! Literally, a bajillion…  HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

Home bakers wanna enter?  Come at me!  Matt@TheTakedowns.com

WANT TO EAT ALL THE COOKIES?!?!? TICKETS HERE

What?! Almost Christmas and you don’t  have a present for the Friend Who Has Everything? Know what they don’t have?  A painting of extra-terrestrial pig spiders locked in deadly laserbattle with space vixens on an alien wasteland floating in the cosmos!  This and more you’ll see painted live at the first ever Painting Takedown- and take them home!!! All paintings auctioned to raise $$$ for Bushwick Street Cats this winter!  Hope you like saving kitties, art, and lazerblasted sci-fi!!!

If you don’t know, now you know!  The Brooklyn Chili Takedown represents the only and best chili in Brooklyn, a brutal feast of mammoth proportions!!!! Every bowl of red presented in a no-rules format, a never-ending supply of culinary thunder!!!!

DARE TO COMPETE! – email Matt@TheTakedowns.com (fight for 6 prize packages, each that include hundreds of $ in Le Creuset, Anolon, Microplane and Wusthof cookware!!!)

EAT TO DARE!!! – all you can eat tickets available HERE!

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CALL FOR COOKS!   What you love most at breakfastime!?  Granola? Pie?  Grits?  Let’s make Breakfast Great Again, America! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to fight for love and prizes!! Brooklyn Breakfast Takedown is October 29!!! 1-3PM at Brooklyn Bazaar!!!

CALL FOR HOME BREWERS!!! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!!!

Chugalug chugalug!

Home brewers of NYC! Bring your finest Saison, Pils, Gose, Citra, Lager or whatever else is bouncing around your brilliant noggin- and fight for prizes and good times!!!

WHAT: BK Homebrew Takedown

WHERE: Hill Country Barbecue, BK

WHEN: August 20, 2017 1-3PM

TIX: HERE

Want to come chug cold beers on a hot day!?! The people want to know the science of your party!  Get your tickets!!!

THE VENUE!

JUDGES:

CANCELLED!!!  Due to unforeseen circumstances!!!

CANCELLED!

I can’t take it any more!!!  It’s time to indulge!  A gajillion tacos of epic proportions all in your face- created by the coolest NYC cooks… for you to eat so many of!

May 21 2-4PM at Brooklyn Bazaar, 150 Greenpoint Ave in Greenpoint!!!!

CALL FOR COOKS – email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter your taco!  Make the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas in little taco boats for you to serve to a super happy public!

You guys, it’s tacos. One low low price to eat them alllll! TICKETS HERE

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

This is your day, cheezaholics!  I know that you know that we know that the Cheezapocalypse is coming, and we MUST gather, for The Reckoning!  20+ of Brooklyn’s yummiest macaroni and cheezez for you to feast your faces on !!!!!