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July 15, 2012 2PM at Public Works in the Mission!

Pop quiz, hot shot:  What’s faster than a cherry red Lambourghini Countache Quartravore (this is not a trace I drew that, don’t doubt me ever)? The answer is that there is nothing.  Except maybe the SAN FRANCISCO BACON TAKEDOWN, THAT IS!

Just like last year, and the year before that, I’m bringing the Takedown back to SF.  Each team of local home cooks gets a whopping  15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon (sponsoring!) to blow our collective consciousness.  We’re all doofuses for bacon, but I’m looking for you to make something truly spectacular…  So bring your finest bacon recipe on over, and let’s all judge this year’s Takedown “CHAMPIGNON”!!! (that is a actual french word.)

The prizes are kind of totally worth it:  Analon, Le Creuset, Wusthof, Microplane- and even a YEAR’S SUPPLY of Hormel Black Label Bacon!!!

i used photoshop to create a look like there is an angry rumbling cloud of bacon that is actually rolling in to smother SF. I'm actually quite proud of how this looks. cool, right!!??

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SOLD OUT!!!!! No tickets available at door either! Stinkeroo!!!

Sorry, you’re missing out big time, but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list!  This must never happen again.

Madness ensues…

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1 SPOT OPENED UP, IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COMPETE!  I can give you 15lbs of bacon!!!  CONTACT ME!

What’s up, meatheads??!!!!  June 24 at The Armory in Somervile, at 2PM!!! Continue reading →

ALL SPOTS FILLED! (but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list, for other equally amazing takedowns!!)

Can you even believe it!!!???  The biggest food event all year (May 19+20) has decided, in their utmost smartness, to make a Hot Sauce Takedown to happen!!!

5:15PM-6:45PM May 19 + 20 in the Restaurant 101 Area at Googamooga in Prospect Park!

As the benevolent ruler of the Takedown, I said sigh, okay I guess I will have to unleash 20 googleplex tonz of lovingly-locally-made hot sauces upon this land.  Let’s make it happen…!!!!!  Over the 2 days, there will be 20 Brooklyn local hot sauce sizzlers in attendance, and YOU will judge the hellishness of all of them!!!! VOTE to determine the coolest of the hotttt.  The endorphins floating around Googamooga would blow any roof off, so thank God and Hall and Oates that this is an outdoor takedown…!!!!

No Denver, it is NOT okay to bodyslam a person with 300lbs of bacon. You would have to be INSANE to think that is a normal thing.  But I guess your average Denverite doesn’t care about what’s done on the outside.  When you get in the Octagon, you lose a part of yourself, and all that is left is a raw animal urge… to party super hard. Continue reading →

Hey Denver!!!  Look who’s back!  This time with a BACON Takedown- the 2nd stop on the Bacon Tour Bus! Get ready to wonder at 20 local cooks, and how they interpret bacon in their winningest recipes!!!

April 22 2PM at Casselman’s

COOK CALL IS OVER! CONTESTANT LIST FULL! Email me to get on the mailing list to never miss a cook call again!!!! I can give any contestant a free 15lbs of sponsor Hormel Black Label Bacon – to make any dish your brain can thunk!  After the Denver Avocado Takedown last year, I realize now how tummy yumming you guys are at fooding, so this shouldn’t be a challenge…  still- there are SHOCKINGLY GOOD prizes at stake, from Anolon,  Le Creuset, Cuisinart, Microplane, and Wusthoff!!! Even a year’s supply of Hormel Black Label Bacon!!!  So take it serious!!!

And for those who just want to graze on all the illustrious bacon concoctions, it’s a mere $15!!!! Tickets HERE!!!!

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Care to try unlimited Avocado Recipes, Houston???

Oh phew!  Whelp, I have saved my pennies, and with the generous help of Avocados From Mexico, The Takedown is BACK in Houston TX, this time with an Avocado Takedown!!!! (Remember I pulled off a Houston Bacon Takedown last time? Wowzerz.) And because of my beautiful sponsor, I am able to provide an ENTIRE CRATE of AVOCADOS to any Houstonite who would like to participate in the crushing of heads and avocados that will ensue!!!  Make any dish you like!  Now, I know what some of you are thinking: a whole lot of guacamole!!! But I know a LOT of you are also thinking whoah, whoah whoah!  Just guacamole!??  Yeahright…  Avocado intellectuals KNOW that pretty much ANYTHING is possible with an avocado- and Avocado TDs in Los Angeles and Denver yielded spectacular concoctions!!!  just imagine what Houston gonna do!!!

Prizes are super brilliant- featuring cookware from Wusthof, Anolon, and Microplane… and more!

TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE if you’d like to come down and eat limitless varieties of avocado solutions made by local cooks!  ALL THE avocado recipes you can eat!  Vote on the bestest…  if you were thinking of brunching it that Sunday, I think this might be a better idea…

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Lauren and Missy better sleep one eye up in Austin- they made a lot of enemies on Sunday, what with winning both Judges AND People’s Choice at the 3rd Annual Austin Bacon Takedown! I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes, rolling around town with a billion cookware prizes, and a year’s supply of Hormel Black Label Bacon.  Some girls was just born unlucky, I guess.

And once again, Austin proves you don’t need SXSW to have a good time.  You only need a pickup truck filled with bacon, and a few good people.   Thanks to all the cooks for once again rolling up there sleeves… they grabbed Austin by the throat and squeezed, until Austin’s head actually popped off and showered us all in blood and laughter!

Thanks also to the new home of the ABTD, Shangri La!  What a cool space, great staff and stern drinks! We partied so hard! Hormel Black Label Bacon was the cooles sponsor of forever, and proved it by showing up with a PHOTO BOOTH, SICK T-SHIRTZ and BACON GIVEAWAYS!  Also, I did what I said I would do- I learned to knit, just so I could give each and every bacon cook a hand-knitted piece of actual bacon!!!!

Check out PICS (by ace photog Pete Van Kleve) on the TAKEDOWN FACEBOOK PAGE! ADD YOURSELF!

Here’s a recap, for those of you that care about Things That Are Important.

Says Addie Broyles:  “The Bacon Takedown draws a slightly more eccentric crowd of competitors, who are in it as much for the fun of being at the event as to wow the judges with their creations.”  Well put, homegirl!!! Thanks Austin!!!!!

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