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Freeze!

Ewwww, Brooklyn! Your peeling nose! Your nasty pits! The shimmering asphalt! Oh man why it’s so hothothot!  How can we be transported body and soul from this concrete summer jungle? Matt Timms knows a thing!  Nummy nummy!

30 local NYers and their of course ice creams! Know them for the numminess they create! Tickets up NOW at the Bell House!!!

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And soon Somerville will have MEATBALLS up inside of it!

Keep it together you guys! Don’t drown in your own drool – are we not warriors??!!!  Man those meatball catapults. Now is the time to test our meatball metal, and pulverize the walls of The Armory, June 30 2PM-4PM, with a bajillion styles of perfect meatballz.  And then we’ll stride through the rubble with our yummy stomachs, and slap so many hi fives our hands will be hurty.

CALL FOR COOKS! Anyone in the Boston area have a meatball recipe for to be proud of??  Fight for prizes! Fight for fun!  Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com !!!

And yo!  Do you like meatballs? For $15 you can eat ALL THE MEATBALLZ!  You, and editors and from Cook’s Magazine will be judging this madness!  Tickets up soon!

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2nd Annual Denver Bacon Takedown XTREME BACON ZONE OF MAXIMUM DELIGHT

CALL FOR COOKS! FREE TO COMPETE and I’ll give Denver’s home cooks  a free 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make whatever! EMAIL ME a chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete for prizes, glory, and even a year’s supply of good ol’ Black Label!!!!

June 15, 2013 at Beauty Bar, 2PM-4PM!!!  TICKETS HERE!!!! 21+

Who could forget Kristi Spitzer’s sledgehammer of a dish, the Piggy Pumpkin Lasagna-last year’s award winner!!!  Hopefully she’ll be back to defend her crown with another bacon mind boggler!!!  Who else knows bacon?  Come at me!!!

TICKETS up soon!!!  Come on down and try all 20 recipes and vote on the most hyperbole-iest!!!!

 

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Check the heck out of the Minneapolis Bacon Takedown!

Oh man check it out! Minneapolis elbowed the East and West coasts in the stomach wicked hard without even looking- and then Minneapolis flipped both it’s fists up and totally punched both coasts in the face for a simultaneous insane knock out blast!!! East and West Coasts sank to the ground, defeated, and Minneapolis just  looked straight ahead like no big deal and let out a spectacular primal scream, fists still in the air! It was so incredible!   (Hmm. Can you even picture that?  Like how Jackie Chan knocks out two bad guys that are behind him not even looking? Does that make any sense? It’s 2PM, I’m not usually up this early, so just bear with me, and try and watch more ninja movies.)
Home cooks of the Twin Cities. I thank you.  300lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon was cooked in 21 different ways for the good people of Minnesota.  “Epic” is an oft misused and abused word, but works nicely this time!!! We are all so pumped!
Hey you guys check the heck out all the recipes!!! And the winners!!!
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Oh boy! Minneapolis Bacon Takedown CONDITION SERIOUS!

CALL FOR COOKS!  EMAIL ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM !!!  I’ll give you 15lbs of bacon FREE!

Oh! Hey!  You guys!!!!

Space headquarters in Minneapolis just got this crazy transmission we should probably take very seriously indeed! May 11, 2PM at The Fine Line try 20 local bacon recipes and VOTE at The Minneapolis Bacon Takedown!    CALL FOR COOKS!!! – read on… Continue reading

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Painting Takedown – The Royal Majesty of a Tranquil Dawn!!!!

Thank you Bob Ross!!! Thank you Takedownerz!  Check out the exciting recap of the first ever Painting Takedown!!!! Continue reading

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HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE: Austin Bacon Takedown #4 was lesson #1!!!!!

Whuuuut??? Buhhh???? Austin you done did it. The 4th year of this here Austin Bacon Takedown busted up all previous bacon records of baconness previously in place!!!!! Austin’s best home cooks came from all over to make this thing a burgeoning local tradish, for real!!!
Thanks IMPORTANTLY to the greatest home cooks of Austin!!!  I have a very sincere and squishy hug for all of you, so line up and squishy hug me back, people!
PICS COMING SOON!!!!
Thanks huge to my sponsor Hormel, for making this 5-city tour the biggest and best bacon event for home cooks in the land!!! And all hail Hickory Street for being a super rad and wicked accommodating local venue- in the heart of Austin…
And now, with out no more ado, let’s see who won! And who played! Continue reading
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Forsooth! Brooklyn Painting Takedown – Art is War.

FREE TO WATCH!  And the FINE BEERS are CHEAP!!!!

An entirely FOR CHARITY TAKEDOWN to benefit NYC’s elderly- all proceeds go to Citymeals-on-Wheels!  Come support!

March 24th 6PM-9PM at The Active Space 566 Johnson at the Morgan Stop on the L! (Entrance around the corner on Spencer!!!) Continue reading

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Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.

CALL FOR AUSTIN COOKS!!! EMAIL ME!!!

COMING TO EAT?  TICKETS HERE!!!

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Meatballerzeatballz!!!!

It’s sleeting today in NYC, which is actually God sobbing because he missed the Meatball Takedown!  Sorry God, you weren’t the only one, and these Takedowns sell out pretty quick, because they are VERY POPULAR!!! And a January Takedown is literally the only good thing that happens during what scientists commonly refer to as “The Crappiest Month”. No big woop because the Ice Cream Takedown is coming up this summer, and I know you guys are poised like pythons of pure hate for that next Brooklyn Takedown! Word up!!!!

Thanks to all the Meatballerz. You filled the Bell House with 6000+ meatballz, and according to the register, you all also drank a ton of awesome booze!!!!  The Bell House loves you back!!! Man, was that a party!!!  Seriously, I kind of think Meatballz is my new favorite takedown!

And now, without further ado, let’s all check out the meatballerz and their recipes!!!! Continue reading

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