Category Archives: General

Cheezus beezus!  It’s time!!!! Brooklyn’s home cooks defy the gods and create a heaven for us, right here on earth- made entirely of MAC AND CHEEZE for you to eat!  All you can eat mac and cheeze- until you decide … Continue reading →

WHAT – Brooklyn Soup Takedown 2018 WHERE – Brooklyn Bazaar WHEN – January 21 2-4PM TICKETS-  HERE! January looks bitter cold and unfriendly, friends.  Arctic frost monsters sneezing your marrow solid blue!!!  But fight and fight and fight we must!  THE SOUP … Continue reading →

Holiday cookies comin out your ears!!!  Enjoy this holiday cookie massacre with your loved ones, and a bajillion of the finest cookies!!! Literally, a bajillion…  HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! WHAT – Brooklyn Cookie Takedown 2017 WHERE  – Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club WHEN … Continue reading →

What?! Almost Christmas and you don’t  have a present for the Friend Who Has Everything? Know what they don’t have?  A painting of extra-terrestrial pig spiders locked in deadly laserbattle with space vixens on an alien wasteland floating in the cosmos! … Continue reading →

If you don’t know, now you know!  The Brooklyn Chili Takedown represents the only and best chili in Brooklyn, a brutal feast of mammoth proportions!!!! Every bowl of red presented in a no-rules format, a never-ending supply of culinary thunder!!!! … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS!   What you love most at breakfastime!?  Granola? Pie?  Grits?  Let’s make Breakfast Great Again, America! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to fight for love and prizes!! Brooklyn Breakfast Takedown is October 29!!! 1-3PM at Brooklyn Bazaar!!! WHAT?!  The BK Breakfast … Continue reading →

WHAT: Brooklyn Bacon Takedown 2017 WHERE: Arrogant Swine, 173 Morgan Ave in Bushwick WHEN: September 24, 2017 2-4 TICKETS: HERE Every possible inkling of bacon ideas that pinballs around in Brooklyn’s  takedown heads- here at Arrogant Swine for the world to blast into … Continue reading →

CALL FOR HOME BREWERS!!! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!!! Chugalug chugalug! Home brewers of NYC! Bring your finest Saison, Pils, Gose, Citra, Lager or whatever else is bouncing around your brilliant noggin- and fight for prizes and good times!!! WHAT: BK … Continue reading →

Summertime is here, and if you don’t wear a hat, the boiling rays can drill holes directly into your brain!  Too bad there’s no Ice Cream thingie happening to clear our minds  oh wait, it’s… THE BROOKLYN ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!! WHAT: The … Continue reading →

CANCELLED!!!  Due to unforeseen circumstances!!! CANCELLED!