Category Archives: General

This is not fake! It is real! Holleee crapppp 20-30 scoops of Brooklyn Ice Cream for you to judge!  At the Bell House- July 17 at 4PM.  Want to know why it is July 17? Because Chief King Ronald Reagan … Continue reading →

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!  for eaters of Fine Swine, a better time was never had in Somerville… check it out: Well first, a big woops! The Boston Bacon Takedown ground to a momentary halt when I accidentally called … Continue reading →

Um, Boston? You know how you totally rule and I love you?  Well, here’s an Awesome Time worthy of your greatness:   Boston Bacon Takedown. 20 Boston cooks, cooking the beastliest bacon dishes of all time.    You. Are.  So. Pumped. … Continue reading →

I don’twant to leave.  Maybe I’ll miss my flight and stay here where the air is clean and the people brütalize  bacon with ABANDON.  Everyone was super sweet and nice, because why wouldn’t they be?  If I lived in paradise … Continue reading →

Wowzers, Portland!!! The most important bacon party of all time is in town!!! May 22 at 3PM, The Bacon Takedown saunters into The Goodfoot in Portland, and humbly asks 20 local cooks to whip up their keenest, smartest baconest invention. … Continue reading →

The best thing about Los Angeles is … ONLY EVERYTHING.  Guess what you guys? It was a FURIOUS BLAST of AMAZING FUN in the culinary epicenter of the UNIVERSE FOREVER. My heart…  is full.   Thanks to DuoDishes for a … Continue reading →

Oh boy. Los Angeles I hope you can handle this and I think you can…  20 local cooks, 20 monumental Avocado recipes – TRY EACH ONE AND VOTE THE WINNER TO FAME AND FORTUNE!!! We all know you make The … Continue reading →

  Austin Bacon Takedowners are a bunch of weirdos, and clearly not to be trusted!!! They BROKE ALL THE ROOLZ.  Bacon Maki? Bacon Powerbars? Bacon Cheezecakes? What happened to traditional family values, you guys???? Sob! A huge thank you to … Continue reading →

YOUR TIME IS NIGH. Austin Bacon Takedown, Part Deux!!!  Last year was amazing. This year will be even more insaner!!!!  Austin bacon cooks-  raise your swords! We attack March 13 3PM at Emo’s !!!! 20 of the happiest local cooks will … Continue reading →

Say what you will about how Boston is awesome. The fact remains: it is also cool and excellent. So many cookies.  So many brilliant, brilliant cookies… And thanks to Great Scott who, in their innocence, provided milk for the attendees … Continue reading →