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Comments Off on rumble rumble woops run it’s a … Denver AVOlanche!!!! (get it?)
rumble rumble woops run it’s a … Denver AVOlanche!!!! (get it?)
Um can I just say that wow? Avocados overflowed, streamed out our ears and down the beautiful snowy slopes of Denver- creating a avolanche (same joke twice hmmm) so large that we were all completely and happily squished underneath!!!! There … Continue reading
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Brooklyn Chili Takedown – The Fires of a Billion Sunz
November 20th 2PM at The Bell House!!! My Most Special Takedown… Brooklyn Chili Takedown- chili is a foul seductress, people. This is a no rulez competition that says rules… are for Texans. COMPETITOR LIST IS CLOSED but EMAIL ME to get … Continue reading
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Denver Avocado Takedown – The Love Smasher
Spots filling up! 2 spots still open! EMAIL ME to enter! Just announced: $1000 Grand Prize!!! Nov 6 2PM at Casselman’s in NoDo!!!! The 2nd stop on a national tour!!!! It is no doy that you love avocados. They are … Continue reading
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Bacon Takedown City #6 = Bkln – Meat Explosion plosion losion sion on on on
Thetakedowns.com will neither confirm nor deny that we totally monstered 250 Brooklynites on Sunday (even though we totally did!!!!) at the Bell House. 3rd Bacon TD ever, only this time even more better!!! The stank of a Bacon Takedown makes … Continue reading
Comments Off on The Legend of Emily Hanhan! What the dang??? (Wrap-up of Chile Chocolate Takedown!)
The Legend of Emily Hanhan! What the dang??? (Wrap-up of Chile Chocolate Takedown!)
Emily Hanhan won the Chile Chocolate Takedown at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens. Here is the true story of how!! The legend of Emily Hanhan: One day, 6 wandering paladins betook upon themselves an incredible journey with one terrible goal: to defeat the mighty … Continue reading
Comments Off on It’s Time. 3rd Annual Blastastical. Brooklyn Bacon Takedown.
It’s Time. 3rd Annual Blastastical. Brooklyn Bacon Takedown.
BACON TAKEDOWN SOLD OUT!!!! The Best don’t rest! Oct 16 2PM at the Bell House! This is the 3rd year the good idea in bacon of a takedown is happening! It is a proud thing to eat 20 local bacon … Continue reading
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Taco Takedown at the NYFFF!!! Here comes TROUBLE!
Oct 15 at the NYFFF! Buy tix and all info here!!! Yo dudes- Seth and George of the Food Film Festival have always had serious hugs for the Takedown (holy shamoley what about that Gritz Takedown last year, true?), and … Continue reading
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TD All-Star crew invited to blood the bath at Brooklyn Botanic Gardens!
Come join us you guys! All day, Oct 1!!!! For the 4th straight year, Brooklyn Botanic Gardens’ Chile Pepper Fiesta has deployed an elite crew of Champion Takedownerz to create and dish out recipes that feature the magical combination of … Continue reading
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Chicago Hugs alert! Bacon TD Tour stop #5 Choo choo!!!!
Oh boy oh boy Chicago thank you for existing. I love how last year you said okay we love bacon obviously so lets go have fun- and this year’s motto was let us destroy the faces off all who attend … Continue reading
Comments Off on 2nd Annual Chicago Bacon TD – a Beasty Symphony of Bacon!!!
2nd Annual Chicago Bacon TD – a Beasty Symphony of Bacon!!!
1 SPOT STILL OPEN! Sept 18 at 2PM – Lincoln Hall Chicago is the baconest capital on earth as it is in heaven- as proven at last year’s first ever Chicago Bacon Takedown. This is not hyperbole, because A: I … Continue reading
