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Denver Bacon Takedown – Bacon Warpdrive
Hey Denver!!! Look who’s back! This time with a BACON Takedown- the 2nd stop on the Bacon Tour Bus! Get ready to wonder at 20 local cooks, and how they interpret bacon in their winningest recipes!!! April 22 2PM at Casselman’s … Continue reading
$290 owed for a parking ticket and my car towed? Fiddlesticks!!!! Not enough, I say! That was the most expensive and unreasonable thing I have ever seen, but bring it on, Houston! (turn to camera) Oh! Hello! Want to know … Continue reading
April 1, 2012
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Attn Thrill Seekerz: Houston Avocado Takedown
Care to try unlimited Avocado Recipes, Houston??? Oh phew! Whelp, I have saved my pennies, and with the generous help of Avocados From Mexico, The Takedown is BACK in Houston TX, this time with an Avocado Takedown!!!! (Remember I pulled … Continue reading
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Bacon hugz Austin. Puddin winz. Riot ensuez. Zzzz.
Lauren and Missy better sleep one eye up in Austin- they made a lot of enemies on Sunday, what with winning both Judges AND People’s Choice at the 3rd Annual Austin Bacon Takedown! I wouldn’t want to be in their … Continue reading
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3rd Annual Austin Bacon Takedown: Pride. Honor. Valor.
! March 11 at 2PM!!! What better place to showcase 5 BILLION TUNZ OF BACON than at Shangri La on 6th St???!!! Returning for the 3rd year to smashtastic Austin, Matt Timms hosts a day of interesting and fascinating bacon … Continue reading
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You can’t fake the funk in a room full of Gruyere. It’s just too funky!
Check out the SLIDESHOW for all Gabi Porter’s pics at ZAGAT!!! Check out coverage of the winners Andrew Gottlieb and Piers Moreton on Fox News!!!!! It was sold out. A lot of you didn’t get to see this thing. … Continue reading
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January is so Mac and Cheeeeeezy!
TICKETS ALL SOLD OUT!!! SORRY DUDES!!! BUT HEY, WHY NOT GET ON MY MAILING LIST SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN??? EMAIL ME!!! January 29, 2PM at the Bell House – The Brooklyn Mac and Cheeze Takedown! $15 to eat … Continue reading
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Brooklyn Cookie TD: The Flight of Icarus
Do you know the Iron Maiden song “The Flight of Icarus”? It’s a story they once wrote in the ’80s about a dude who flew to the sun on man-made wings. Sort of like “Icarus”, you sat down and ate … Continue reading
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Cookie Takedown – The Coven in the Oven!!!
Excerpted from the holojournal of Matt Timms, Time Prince. December 18, 3058: …my hydro-wetform was nearly dry, and with no more cryptobolts in my Spanka Blaster, I thought about death. Smoke whisped across the piles of green nukestones. At first … Continue reading
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Chili whipcrack whu-psh! Heeya!
All pics by Gabi Porter, Metromix (check out the full pic slideshow!) Wow, what a bunch of scumbags from hell! Sleazing around the Bell House with their chili and their malevolent Brooklyn ideas! Takedownerz in Brooklyn are the TUFFEST!!!! Before this, I … Continue reading
