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Thy blade hath drunk deeply, Boston.

Boston has the most colleges and universities in the country. The home of MIT and Harvard to name only 2. They invented beans, and chowder.  Arguably, one might say this is totally the smartest city.  Which explains why 300 of … Continue reading

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If you’re main interest is in bacon I know a thing, San Francisco!

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR!!! July 15, 2012 2PM at Public Works in the Mission! Pop quiz, hot shot:  What’s faster than a cherry red Lambourghini Countache Quartravore (this is not a trace I drew that, don’t doubt me ever)? … Continue reading

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Scream, Ice Creamerz. SCREEEEEAMMMM!!!!!

SOLD OUT!!!!! No tickets available at door either! Stinkeroo!!! Sorry, you’re missing out big time, but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list!  This must never happen again. Madness ensues… Sponsors and Judges: Prize Sponsors:   Portion of procedes … Continue reading

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Boston, you know it’s true… Everything I do, I do it for you. Boston Bacon Takedown 2.

1 SPOT OPENED UP, IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COMPETE!  I can give you 15lbs of bacon!!!  CONTACT ME! What’s up, meatheads??!!!!  June 24 at The Armory in Somervile, at 2PM!!!

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GOOGAMOOGA Hot Sauce Takedown – A Jazillion on the Scoville!!!!

The blood of Sparta flows through the godly bodies of my Takedownerz.  I know this because I was there.  I saw my small squad of 20 cooks look out upon the field, and coolly survey the tens of thousands of … Continue reading

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Googamooga Hot Sauce Takedown. BURN! BURN! BURN!

ALL SPOTS FILLED! (but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list, for other equally amazing takedowns!!) Can you even believe it!!!???  The biggest food event all year (May 19+20) has decided, in their utmost smartness, to make a Hot … Continue reading

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Denver takesdown bacon. I mean, actually does actually that.

No Denver, it is NOT okay to bodyslam a person with 300lbs of bacon. You would have to be INSANE to think that is a normal thing.  But I guess your average Denverite doesn’t care about what’s done on the … Continue reading

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Denver Bacon Takedown – Bacon Warpdrive

Hey Denver!!!  Look who’s back!  This time with a BACON Takedown- the 2nd stop on the Bacon Tour Bus! Get ready to wonder at 20 local cooks, and how they interpret bacon in their winningest recipes!!! April 22 2PM at Casselman’s … Continue reading

$290 owed for a parking ticket and my car towed? Fiddlesticks!!!!  Not enough, I say! That was the most expensive and unreasonable thing I have ever seen,  but bring it on, Houston!  (turn to camera) Oh! Hello!  Want to know … Continue reading

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Attn Thrill Seekerz: Houston Avocado Takedown

Care to try unlimited Avocado Recipes, Houston??? Oh phew!  Whelp, I have saved my pennies, and with the generous help of Avocados From Mexico, The Takedown is BACK in Houston TX, this time with an Avocado Takedown!!!! (Remember I pulled … Continue reading