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Comments Off on HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE: Austin Bacon Takedown #4 was lesson #1!!!!!
HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE: Austin Bacon Takedown #4 was lesson #1!!!!!
Whuuuut??? Buhhh???? Austin you done did it. The 4th year of this here Austin Bacon Takedown busted up all previous bacon records of baconness previously in place!!!!! Austin’s best home cooks came from all over to make this thing a … Continue reading
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Forsooth! Brooklyn Painting Takedown – Art is War.
FREE TO WATCH! And the FINE BEERS are CHEAP!!!! An entirely FOR CHARITY TAKEDOWN to benefit NYC’s elderly- all proceeds go to Citymeals-on-Wheels! Come support! March 24th 6PM-9PM at The Active Space 566 Johnson at the Morgan Stop on the L! … Continue reading
Comments Off on Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.
Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.
CALL FOR AUSTIN COOKS!!! EMAIL ME!!! COMING TO EAT? TICKETS HERE!!!
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Meatballerzeatballz!!!!
It’s sleeting today in NYC, which is actually God sobbing because he missed the Meatball Takedown! Sorry God, you weren’t the only one, and these Takedowns sell out pretty quick, because they are VERY POPULAR!!! And a January Takedown is literally the … Continue reading
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NYC! When I say “Call for Cooks!”, you say “ZOMG YES”! Git thar on my MAILING LIST!
HI. I’m MATT TIMMS. I do Takedowns in all parts of the US, but am based in Brooklyn! Tragically, sometimes NYers miss Matt Timms’ Takedown local events and are like: “NO! Whoah whoah whoah I don’t get it!? I’m all … Continue reading
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Wonderballs!!!!!
These balls shall taste of wonder. Your infantile testicle japes are of little use in the snakepit, fools. Or do you not want to eat the legion of meatballs on offer- January 27, 2PM at The Bell House!!!? I’m sorry, … Continue reading
Comments Off on Fill me! My Cookie Cavern is deep!!! I might need to maybe rephrase that.
Fill me! My Cookie Cavern is deep!!! I might need to maybe rephrase that.
Oh my cookies. Thy wrath is so infernal!!!! FACT: For your information and for trivia purpose or a conversation starter, DID YOU KNOW? if you took all the cookies at the takedown and stacked them in a pile, they would … Continue reading
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Hail Cookies, thy infernal destruction shall destroy the destruction of mankind!!!!
ALL 30 COMPETITOR SPOTS FILLED – Email me to get on wait list, or my mailing list, so you never miss another call for cooks! It fills up fast in NYC!!! BUT COME TO EAT EAT EAT!!!! Tickets up HERE!!!!! … Continue reading
Comments Off on My heart is a burning avocado. And it burns for Chicago. and the CFFF!
My heart is a burning avocado. And it burns for Chicago. and the CFFF!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy I am so sorry for you if you missed the Chicago Avocado Takedown at the Chicago Food Film Festival!!! BECAUSE SO FUN!!!!!! I’m really happy to be a part of this epic fest, wherein … Continue reading
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10 years. !!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>THANK YOU BROOKLYN<<<<
10 years of America’s #1 pot of importance. I said it before, and I’ll say it again: Chefs are psychopaths, and you can look it up. Stay. Away. On the other hand, home cooks are sweet and cool, and you … Continue reading
