Category Archives: General
Velvet kittenz runnin for president, also Ronnie James Dio \m/
Hope you like kittenz. And elvises. And also unicorns that don’t give a crap! Because that’s what got painted on smooth silky velvet canvases for three hours at the Active Space last Sunday! And auctioned off to the most serious … Continue reading
Happy hugz for Boston’s Most Villainous Warriorz
BOSTON ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!! I was supposed to be a famous actor. Or a famous film director. Kind of typical dreams, I know but in my wildest, I never thought my lot in life would be to tour the country, … Continue reading
Boston Ice Cream Takedown – The Freeziestest Dripazoidicals !!!
Hey Boston! Get ready to taste TONS of home made ice cream on Sunday August 18th at The Armory in Somerville!!! You’re voting to name one hard working home cook the Takedown Champion of the Universe! Hey home cooks! Fight! … Continue reading
Elvises, Unicorns, Sad Clowns Relaxzxxzzz on Black Velvet
Lay your nasty paws on them brushes, Brooklyn painters of paintz! It’s Velvet Takedown time! Buttery black velvet art is the only medium that matters to dealers and by dealers I mean stoop sales, flea markets, certain seized assets auctions… … Continue reading
Freeze!
Ewwww, Brooklyn! Your peeling nose! Your nasty pits! The shimmering asphalt! Oh man why it’s so hothothot! How can we be transported body and soul from this concrete summer jungle? Matt Timms knows a thing! Nummy nummy! 30 local NYers … Continue reading
And soon Somerville will have MEATBALLS up inside of it!
Keep it together you guys! Don’t drown in your own drool – are we not warriors??!!! Man those meatball catapults. Now is the time to test our meatball metal, and pulverize the walls of The Armory, June 30 2PM-4PM, with … Continue reading
2nd Annual Denver Bacon Takedown XTREME BACON ZONE OF MAXIMUM DELIGHT
CALL FOR COOKS! FREE TO COMPETE and I’ll give Denver’s home cooks a free 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make whatever! EMAIL ME a chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete for prizes, glory, and even a year’s supply of good ol’ Black … Continue reading
Check the heck out of the Minneapolis Bacon Takedown!
Oh man check it out! Minneapolis elbowed the East and West coasts in the stomach wicked hard without even looking- and then Minneapolis flipped both it’s fists up and totally punched both coasts in the face for a simultaneous insane … Continue reading
Oh boy! Minneapolis Bacon Takedown CONDITION SERIOUS!
CALL FOR COOKS! EMAIL ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM !!! I’ll give you 15lbs of bacon FREE! Oh! Hey! You guys!!!! Space headquarters in Minneapolis just got this crazy transmission we should probably take very seriously indeed! May 11, 2PM at The … Continue reading
Painting Takedown – The Royal Majesty of a Tranquil Dawn!!!!
Thank you Bob Ross!!! Thank you Takedownerz! Check out the exciting recap of the first ever Painting Takedown!!!!