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  Takedown elite, fighting for supremacy using the badassiest crustacian under the sea!!! What will their sacrilegious minds produce, and serve to you!? Steamed vs. Boiled?!  Vote on the most enthralling creation as you try each one!!! TIX HERE!!! Luke’s Lobster sponsors this … Continue reading →

That’s it, I’m never drinking again.  For real this time I swear!  Oh man though from what I remember, it was all smiles and brilliance!!!! How did everyone keep it together so good? And then suddenly a flash flood sealed … Continue reading →

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR!!!!! Sample 18 different beers!!!!  Want to come chug the homebrews and vote on the sudsiest?  TIX LINK HERE…  Best part is, you’re at Hill Country Barbecue in downtown Brooklyn, so  there’ll be plenty of the smartest, … Continue reading →

What an insane Sunday!!!! We let them out of the Big House for the day, so you could sample their decadent and menacing ice creams!  These “people” are insane criminals with terrifying skills on the churn.  I hope you were there, … Continue reading →

CALL FOR ICE CREAM COOKS!  Email Matt@thetakedowns.com to compete! Summer is a terrible time. My skin goes lobster red and I cry a lot, covered in aloe.  If you’re not like me, you’re super cool and your cocoa tan attracts the … Continue reading →

SORRY but the secret of Brooklyn’s perfect tacos is lost forever in time- gone into bellies of those that came to this year’s Brooklyn Taco Takedown! If you want it done right, ask a Brooklynite… And check out the Village Voice taco-bunxious … Continue reading →

Ahem.  I have some really, really, really… reallyreallyreally Good News. Matt Timms is hosting the Brooklyn TACO Takedown, May 31 noon – 2PM at Royal Palms!!!!  If you can’t make it… well, let’s just say I guess that is nacho day. (yesss!) … Continue reading →

Here’s the wrap up – you had to see it to believe it!  A 20 ton Mac and Cheeze Kaiju spiraled into existance from a cheeze typhoon created by 25 local home cooks – it stomped around The Royal Palms … Continue reading →

Fill those tacos!!!!  (!)  I’m looking for Chicago’s home cooks to get evil with the most wondrous and perfect dish…   On my last visit to your rad town, I noticed that whoah, Chicagoans are Mexican food snobs like no … Continue reading →

Thanks for the full up belly of tacos, Austin home cooks!!!!  Not only are you the best, you’re the bestest!  This is not embellishment, overkill or exageration this is the actual truth!!!  Super cool to see you all a SXSW! … Continue reading →