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Hey there, Life Embracers and Bone Chillers!  You have just stumbled upon another chance for a notch on your bazooka. The Ice Cream Takedown wants to know you!  Enter a batch of your finest ice cream and compete for prizes and … Continue reading →

The Fermented Foods Takedown is moving venues!  And the new ticket price is a SUGGESTED DONATION! Radian Building 5th floor lounge 120 Kingston Street, Boston, MA For info email jeremyogusky@gmail.com Kefir, Kim chi, katsuobushi, kombucha… and that’s just the K’s, jack!!!! There’s a … Continue reading →

Forget everything you thought you think you thought you knew about Jewish Food!  Or remember fondly!  Point is, Brooklyn’s home cooks are going to part the seas of your perceptions, doods.  CALL FOR COOKS!  Bring your funnest takes, interps and … Continue reading →

May 15 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms!!! Call for cooks!  Bring the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas! Serve your highly interesting taco to a crowd of highly interested NYers.  They will love you for it.  Prize package$ from Cuisinart, Wushtof, Anolon, … Continue reading →

April 17 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!!!! CALL FOR COOKS!  Email me at Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete for muchoz prizoz! Take me to your leader, they said!  And you nominated Matt Timms! Are we prepared? For the other-worldly invasion of the nummiest mac and … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS!  Compete for insane prizes, pride and blood and love! Last year was huge.  This year will be more huger!!!! Come investigate the importance of Chicago tacos, April 10, 2-4PM at Lincoln Hall! It’s all you can eat … Continue reading →

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR! Yay!!!!  March 20 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms is the time for megaballs up in you!!!  The finest that Brooklyn has to offer!!!! (Ahem… this is widely considered by esperts to be the happiest takedown…) Eat! CALL … Continue reading →

Get your balls out- it’s coming!  It’s coming!!!  It’s HERE!  The Austin Meatball Takedown is March 13 2-4PM at Shangri La!!!  Let’s BALL!!! Want to eat all the balls you can fit in your mouth!?  Tickets HERE! CALL FOR HOME … Continue reading →

TICKETS JUST $10!!!! GET THEM HERE! Slashing and mauling, Chicago’s chili vikings vs. Satan himself!!!!  Try all the best chilis in the city, and vote on your favorite, in a giant blood orgy of fun!!!! Feb 21 1-3PM at Lincoln … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!  It’s free! As everyone knows from historically, tacos were invented in Los Angeles (true).  Local cooks! This is the partiest goodest time, you guys. Prove your valor and do this TAKEDOWN!!! Bring your taco … Continue reading →