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What?! Almost Christmas and you don’t  have a present for the Friend Who Has Everything? Know what they don’t have?  A painting of extra-terrestrial pig spiders locked in deadly laserbattle with space vixens on an alien wasteland floating in the cosmos! … Continue reading →

If you don’t know, now you know!  The Brooklyn Chili Takedown represents the only and best chili in Brooklyn, a brutal feast of mammoth proportions!!!! Every bowl of red presented in a no-rules format, a never-ending supply of culinary thunder!!!! … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS!   What you love most at breakfastime!?  Granola? Pie?  Grits?  Let’s make Breakfast Great Again, America! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to fight for love and prizes!! Brooklyn Breakfast Takedown is October 29!!! 1-3PM at Brooklyn Bazaar!!! WHAT?!  The BK Breakfast … Continue reading →

WHAT: Brooklyn Bacon Takedown 2017 WHERE: Arrogant Swine, 173 Morgan Ave in Bushwick WHEN: September 24, 2017 2-4 TICKETS: HERE Every possible inkling of bacon ideas that pinballs around in Brooklyn’s  takedown heads- here at Arrogant Swine for the world to blast into … Continue reading →

CALL FOR HOME BREWERS!!! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!!! Chugalug chugalug! Home brewers of NYC! Bring your finest Saison, Pils, Gose, Citra, Lager or whatever else is bouncing around your brilliant noggin- and fight for prizes and good times!!! WHAT: BK … Continue reading →

Summertime is here, and if you don’t wear a hat, the boiling rays can drill holes directly into your brain!  Too bad there’s no Ice Cream thingie happening to clear our minds  oh wait, it’s… THE BROOKLYN ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!! WHAT: The … Continue reading →

CANCELLED!!!  Due to unforeseen circumstances!!! CANCELLED!  

I can’t take it any more!!!  It’s time to indulge!  A gajillion tacos of epic proportions all in your face- created by the coolest NYC cooks… for you to eat so many of! May 21 2-4PM at Brooklyn Bazaar, 150 … Continue reading →

This is your day, cheezaholics!  I know that you know that we know that the Cheezapocalypse is coming, and we MUST gather, for The Reckoning!  20+ of Brooklyn’s yummiest macaroni and cheezez for you to feast your faces on !!!!! … Continue reading →

 Tickets SOLD OUT ! Infinity balls!  Monumental choices!!!  The Brooklyn Meatball Takedown rolls into town, and it’s your special job to cram all the balls into you, and vote on the best ball in Brooklyn.  Tickets SOLD OUT ! Want to compete?!  Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to … Continue reading →