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Comic Con NYC news: Hulk Smash Takedown !

Brooklyn Chili Takedown storms Comic Con!!! from Matt Timms on Vimeo. Literally everybody loves the takedown. I’m talking elves, superheroes, mushrooms- you name it! The dudes at Comic Con can’t say enough good things about the takedown, when properly coached.

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Hot tees for your body. $10 !!!

This takedown, I am unloading the last of my super hot takedown tees, at the LOW LOW price of $10!!!! If you show up at the takedown, you are elligable for this special one-time price!  Get one!! Relaxxx in the … Continue reading

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And now watch me plug my awesome sponsors!!!!

The Takedown cometh… and we are getting the amazing and generous support of some mega corporations!!!! Brooklyn Kitchen is THE Brooklyn go-to spot for gastronomes to buy there gear, take classes, and have their freakin knives sharpened!!! If you don’t … Continue reading

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No more slots at the Takedown!!!

Takedowners!!! 30 contestants will be fighting to the death this Sunday Feb 8th!!! That is all that Union Pool can fit!!! Unfortunately, I have to start the ugly business of turning away contestants. These winter events have to take place … Continue reading

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Only 4 more slots left in this Chili Takedown!!!

The Takedown entries are coming down to the wire!!! There is limited space, and this Takedown promises to be the biggest ever!!! Union Pool can only fit 30 entries, so soon I will be forced to turn entrants away!!! It’s … Continue reading

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Countdown to The Takedown !!!!

REMEMBER TO EMAIL MATT TIMMS IN ORDER TO ENTER! IF I DON’T CONFIRM WITH YOU, I CAN’T GUARANTEE YOU A CHILI STATION!!!! Only a few slots left at this chili takedown!!! Feb 8th at 5PM Union Pool is at 484 … Continue reading

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Chili – by Philip Morris !!!

Here is the first chili cookbook I ever owned. I don’t know how I got my hands on this thing, but it has the craziest and best chili recipes from amateur kitchens all over the USA. Thank god for Marlboros. … Continue reading

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Cooking Whine

I just got into it with a Trader Joe’s guy, who wondered why I was cooking with the Charles Shaw $3 wine, when for a couple bucks more I could buy something better to put in the food. Man, this … Continue reading

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Langland sexes up the T-down once again.

The brilliant event poster by matt langland.  Let’s burn rubber, takedowners…

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Matt Timms on Flavorpill! Woops, I’m awesome!

I gave a brilliant interview for Flavorpill! Check it!!!