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Get ready to blood the deathfloor this Sunday! The inaugural Tofu Takedown begins its soy-based debauchery at 4:30PM – so buy your tickets online or show up at the door! Vegetarians are just as freaky as meaty people, don’t doubt … Continue reading →

I would be remiss not to mention that the dopest judges on the planet were handpicked by me for this, the most varsity of Takedowns- THE TOFU TAKEDOWN (May 10). Cathy Erway is the defending third-place winner of Enid’s Apple … Continue reading →

Supertasters have it so bad! With more taste buds in their mouth than the average Joe, they taste TOO MUCH- and can’t enjoy stuff! Good thing I’m not one of those! Who knows why I’ve been selected to judge the … Continue reading →

In a bad ass effort to avoid ever seeing long lines again- you can now buy tickets online through TICKETWEB. Do you have any idea how awesome and professional that makes us look? Get your tickets now and garrantee yourself … Continue reading →

The Brooklyn Kitchen is donating crazy prizes to winners (and losers) at the Tofu Takedown!!! They were super generous to all who entered at the Chili Takedown, so tofu contestants can expect great things- and full respect from Brooklyn’s leading … Continue reading →

as always, artist Matt Langland delivers the noisiest, most vicious Takedown art…

You begged for it!!! For too long, vegetarians have been unhappily doggy paddling  in a sea of comfort food. NO MORE.The most audacious takedown to date features TOFU, meat of the soy gods.  Some may interpret this as a smack … Continue reading →

Email me to get in line for a limited edition Bacon Takedown Poster prints- featuring our intrepid Warrior Princess riding her warpig to battle! These heavy stock, beautifully printed posters are selling fast, so get on the list as Matt … Continue reading →

Flavorwire loves the TD. Not Eating Out in NY approves! Blondie and Brownie felt pretty super about it!  YES there was a crazy long line. But for every grumpy dude there were 30 happy customers- and everyone ate their fill!!! … Continue reading →