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Scream, Ice Creamerz. SCREEEEEAMMMM!!!!!
SOLD OUT!!!!! No tickets available at door either! Stinkeroo!!! Sorry, you’re missing out big time, but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list! This must never happen again. Madness ensues… Sponsors and Judges: Prize Sponsors: Portion of procedes … Continue reading
Boston, you know it’s true… Everything I do, I do it for you. Boston Bacon Takedown 2.
1 SPOT OPENED UP, IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COMPETE! I can give you 15lbs of bacon!!! CONTACT ME! What’s up, meatheads??!!!! June 24 at The Armory in Somervile, at 2PM!!!
GOOGAMOOGA Hot Sauce Takedown – A Jazillion on the Scoville!!!!
The blood of Sparta flows through the godly bodies of my Takedownerz. I know this because I was there. I saw my small squad of 20 cooks look out upon the field, and coolly survey the tens of thousands of … Continue reading
Googamooga Hot Sauce Takedown. BURN! BURN! BURN!
ALL SPOTS FILLED! (but EMAIL ME to get on my mailing list, for other equally amazing takedowns!!) Can you even believe it!!!??? The biggest food event all year (May 19+20) has decided, in their utmost smartness, to make a Hot … Continue reading
Denver takesdown bacon. I mean, actually does actually that.
No Denver, it is NOT okay to bodyslam a person with 300lbs of bacon. You would have to be INSANE to think that is a normal thing. But I guess your average Denverite doesn’t care about what’s done on the … Continue reading
Denver Bacon Takedown – Bacon Warpdrive
Hey Denver!!! Look who’s back! This time with a BACON Takedown- the 2nd stop on the Bacon Tour Bus! Get ready to wonder at 20 local cooks, and how they interpret bacon in their winningest recipes!!! April 22 2PM at Casselman’s … Continue reading
$290 owed for a parking ticket and my car towed? Fiddlesticks!!!! Not enough, I say! That was the most expensive and unreasonable thing I have ever seen, but bring it on, Houston! (turn to camera) Oh! Hello! Want to know … Continue reading
Attn Thrill Seekerz: Houston Avocado Takedown
Care to try unlimited Avocado Recipes, Houston??? Oh phew! Whelp, I have saved my pennies, and with the generous help of Avocados From Mexico, The Takedown is BACK in Houston TX, this time with an Avocado Takedown!!!! (Remember I pulled … Continue reading
Bacon hugz Austin. Puddin winz. Riot ensuez. Zzzz.
Lauren and Missy better sleep one eye up in Austin- they made a lot of enemies on Sunday, what with winning both Judges AND People’s Choice at the 3rd Annual Austin Bacon Takedown! I wouldn’t want to be in their … Continue reading
3rd Annual Austin Bacon Takedown: Pride. Honor. Valor.
! March 11 at 2PM!!! What better place to showcase 5 BILLION TUNZ OF BACON than at Shangri La on 6th St???!!! Returning for the 3rd year to smashtastic Austin, Matt Timms hosts a day of interesting and fascinating bacon … Continue reading