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Comments Off on Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.
Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.
CALL FOR AUSTIN COOKS!!! EMAIL ME!!! COMING TO EAT? TICKETS HERE!!!
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Meatballerzeatballz!!!!
It’s sleeting today in NYC, which is actually God sobbing because he missed the Meatball Takedown! Sorry God, you weren’t the only one, and these Takedowns sell out pretty quick, because they are VERY POPULAR!!! And a January Takedown is literally the … Continue reading
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NYC! When I say “Call for Cooks!”, you say “ZOMG YES”! Git thar on my MAILING LIST!
HI. I’m MATT TIMMS. I do Takedowns in all parts of the US, but am based in Brooklyn! Tragically, sometimes NYers miss Matt Timms’ Takedown local events and are like: “NO! Whoah whoah whoah I don’t get it!? I’m all … Continue reading
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Wonderballs!!!!!
These balls shall taste of wonder. Your infantile testicle japes are of little use in the snakepit, fools. Or do you not want to eat the legion of meatballs on offer- January 27, 2PM at The Bell House!!!? I’m sorry, … Continue reading
Comments Off on Fill me! My Cookie Cavern is deep!!! I might need to maybe rephrase that.
Fill me! My Cookie Cavern is deep!!! I might need to maybe rephrase that.
Oh my cookies. Thy wrath is so infernal!!!! FACT: For your information and for trivia purpose or a conversation starter, DID YOU KNOW? if you took all the cookies at the takedown and stacked them in a pile, they would … Continue reading
Comments Off on Hail Cookies, thy infernal destruction shall destroy the destruction of mankind!!!!
Hail Cookies, thy infernal destruction shall destroy the destruction of mankind!!!!
ALL 30 COMPETITOR SPOTS FILLED – Email me to get on wait list, or my mailing list, so you never miss another call for cooks! It fills up fast in NYC!!! BUT COME TO EAT EAT EAT!!!! Tickets up HERE!!!!! … Continue reading
Comments Off on My heart is a burning avocado. And it burns for Chicago. and the CFFF!
My heart is a burning avocado. And it burns for Chicago. and the CFFF!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy I am so sorry for you if you missed the Chicago Avocado Takedown at the Chicago Food Film Festival!!! BECAUSE SO FUN!!!!!! I’m really happy to be a part of this epic fest, wherein … Continue reading
Comments Off on 10 years. !!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>THANK YOU BROOKLYN<<<<
10 years. !!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>THANK YOU BROOKLYN<<<<
10 years of America’s #1 pot of importance. I said it before, and I’ll say it again: Chefs are psychopaths, and you can look it up. Stay. Away. On the other hand, home cooks are sweet and cool, and you … Continue reading
Comments Off on Hey my filthy scuzzies!!! 10th ANNIVERSARY of the Most Important Thing!!!
Hey my filthy scuzzies!!! 10th ANNIVERSARY of the Most Important Thing!!!
SOLD OUT! The Chili Takedown means never having to say you’re sorry for plundering the earth with chili. Never looking over your shoulder to see if you burned the wrong village. Never regretting 10 years of expanding people’s minds with … Continue reading
Comments Off on Prepare for war. Avocado Takedown sleazes Chicavo. @FoodFilmFest !
Prepare for war. Avocado Takedown sleazes Chicavo. @FoodFilmFest !
$500 Grand Prize! The Chicago Film Fest is happening, and of course The Avocado Takedown will be there, in homage to this, the most raddest vegetable… In the midst of all the movies, beautiful people and goodness, the Chicago Avocado … Continue reading
