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And soon Somerville will have MEATBALLS up inside of it!

Keep it together you guys! Don’t drown in your own drool – are we not warriors??!!!  Man those meatball catapults. Now is the time to test our meatball metal, and pulverize the walls of The Armory, June 30 2PM-4PM, with … Continue reading

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2nd Annual Denver Bacon Takedown XTREME BACON ZONE OF MAXIMUM DELIGHT

CALL FOR COOKS! FREE TO COMPETE and I’ll give Denver’s home cooks  a free 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make whatever! EMAIL ME a chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete for prizes, glory, and even a year’s supply of good ol’ Black … Continue reading

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Check the heck out of the Minneapolis Bacon Takedown!

Oh man check it out! Minneapolis elbowed the East and West coasts in the stomach wicked hard without even looking- and then Minneapolis flipped both it’s fists up and totally punched both coasts in the face for a simultaneous insane … Continue reading

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Oh boy! Minneapolis Bacon Takedown CONDITION SERIOUS!

CALL FOR COOKS!  EMAIL ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM !!!  I’ll give you 15lbs of bacon FREE! Oh! Hey!  You guys!!!! Space headquarters in Minneapolis just got this crazy transmission we should probably take very seriously indeed! May 11, 2PM at The … Continue reading

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Painting Takedown – The Royal Majesty of a Tranquil Dawn!!!!

Thank you Bob Ross!!! Thank you Takedownerz!  Check out the exciting recap of the first ever Painting Takedown!!!!

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HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE: Austin Bacon Takedown #4 was lesson #1!!!!!

Whuuuut??? Buhhh???? Austin you done did it. The 4th year of this here Austin Bacon Takedown busted up all previous bacon records of baconness previously in place!!!!! Austin’s best home cooks came from all over to make this thing a … Continue reading

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Forsooth! Brooklyn Painting Takedown – Art is War.

FREE TO WATCH!  And the FINE BEERS are CHEAP!!!! An entirely FOR CHARITY TAKEDOWN to benefit NYC’s elderly- all proceeds go to Citymeals-on-Wheels!  Come support! March 24th 6PM-9PM at The Active Space 566 Johnson at the Morgan Stop on the L! … Continue reading

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Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.

CALL FOR AUSTIN COOKS!!! EMAIL ME!!! COMING TO EAT?  TICKETS HERE!!!

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Meatballerzeatballz!!!!

It’s sleeting today in NYC, which is actually God sobbing because he missed the Meatball Takedown!  Sorry God, you weren’t the only one, and these Takedowns sell out pretty quick, because they are VERY POPULAR!!! And a January Takedown is literally the … Continue reading

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NYC! When I say “Call for Cooks!”, you say “ZOMG YES”! Git thar on my MAILING LIST!

HI.  I’m MATT TIMMS. I do Takedowns in all parts of the US, but am based in Brooklyn! Tragically, sometimes NYers miss Matt Timms’ Takedown local events and are like: “NO! Whoah whoah whoah I don’t get it!?  I’m all … Continue reading