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Hey Boston!  Get ready to taste TONS of home made ice cream on Sunday August 18th at The Armory in Somerville!!!  You’re voting to name one hard working home cook the Takedown Champion of the Universe! Hey home cooks!  Fight! … Continue reading →

Lay your nasty paws on them brushes, Brooklyn painters of paintz! It’s Velvet Takedown time! Buttery black velvet art is the only medium that matters to dealers and by dealers I mean stoop sales, flea markets, certain seized assets auctions… … Continue reading →

Ewwww, Brooklyn! Your peeling nose! Your nasty pits! The shimmering asphalt! Oh man why it’s so hothothot!  How can we be transported body and soul from this concrete summer jungle? Matt Timms knows a thing!  Nummy nummy! 30 local NYers … Continue reading →

Keep it together you guys! Don’t drown in your own drool – are we not warriors??!!!  Man those meatball catapults. Now is the time to test our meatball metal, and pulverize the walls of The Armory, June 30 2PM-4PM, with … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS! FREE TO COMPETE and I’ll give Denver’s home cooks  a free 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make whatever! EMAIL ME a chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete for prizes, glory, and even a year’s supply of good ol’ Black … Continue reading →

Oh man check it out! Minneapolis elbowed the East and West coasts in the stomach wicked hard without even looking- and then Minneapolis flipped both it’s fists up and totally punched both coasts in the face for a simultaneous insane … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS!  EMAIL ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM !!!  I’ll give you 15lbs of bacon FREE! Oh! Hey!  You guys!!!! Space headquarters in Minneapolis just got this crazy transmission we should probably take very seriously indeed! May 11, 2PM at The … Continue reading →

Thank you Bob Ross!!! Thank you Takedownerz!  Check out the exciting recap of the first ever Painting Takedown!!!!

Whuuuut??? Buhhh???? Austin you done did it. The 4th year of this here Austin Bacon Takedown busted up all previous bacon records of baconness previously in place!!!!! Austin’s best home cooks came from all over to make this thing a … Continue reading →

FREE TO WATCH!  And the FINE BEERS are CHEAP!!!! An entirely FOR CHARITY TAKEDOWN to benefit NYC’s elderly- all proceeds go to Citymeals-on-Wheels!  Come support! March 24th 6PM-9PM at The Active Space 566 Johnson at the Morgan Stop on the L! … Continue reading →