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CALL FOR COOKS! We’re heading to New Mexico without ever leaving New York City! Get sensational with me at the 2013 NYC Food Film Festival–  this takedown is all about the Green “Hatch” Chile Pepper!!! I’m giving 5 FREE lbs … Continue reading →

Yes it is true of course.  Only the funnest of bacon things is back again and this time OH GOD your head just exploded that’s gross you are so fired unless you can somehow spoon your grey matter back into … Continue reading →

Want to eat all that Mac and Cheezez?TICKETS HERE!!!! Milwaukee Mac and Cheeze Takedown! September 29, Noon to 2PM at Lakefront Brewery! Sponsored by the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board! 20 very serious Milwaukee home cooks will enter the Thunderplex (AKA Lakefront … Continue reading →

With a slew of important dance moves ending in one giant pelvic thrust, the BTD slunk its way into the hearts of throngs of happy baconizerz!!! We and by we I mean Chicago the best town on earth LOVE our … Continue reading →

  September 14,  300lbs of bacon will be consumed mightily by Chicago’s best people.  WE NEED BACON DO-ERS. 4 SPOTS still open! I’ll GIVE you 15LBS of FREE BACON to COMPETE! 4th Annual Chicago Bacon Takedown Sept 14 2-4PM at … Continue reading →

Hope you like kittenz.  And elvises.  And also unicorns that don’t give a crap! Because that’s what got painted on smooth silky velvet canvases for three hours at the Active Space last Sunday!  And auctioned off to the most serious … Continue reading →

BOSTON ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!! I was supposed to be a famous actor.  Or a famous film director. Kind of typical dreams, I know but in my wildest, I never thought my lot in life would be to tour the country, … Continue reading →

Hey Boston!  Get ready to taste TONS of home made ice cream on Sunday August 18th at The Armory in Somerville!!!  You’re voting to name one hard working home cook the Takedown Champion of the Universe! Hey home cooks!  Fight! … Continue reading →

Lay your nasty paws on them brushes, Brooklyn painters of paintz! It’s Velvet Takedown time! Buttery black velvet art is the only medium that matters to dealers and by dealers I mean stoop sales, flea markets, certain seized assets auctions… … Continue reading →

Ewwww, Brooklyn! Your peeling nose! Your nasty pits! The shimmering asphalt! Oh man why it’s so hothothot!  How can we be transported body and soul from this concrete summer jungle? Matt Timms knows a thing!  Nummy nummy! 30 local NYers … Continue reading →