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Bacon, how DARE you!!!!!  I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK ON MY FRIENDS, BACON!!!  Every time I bring you out you’re: oh okay cool I swear this time I’ll be cool.  But you didn’t listen and now I can’t trust … Continue reading →

Sick of being anything less than the punkest of rock?  Time for another Chili Takedown, Brooklyn!!!!  Slop slop slop!!!  Yum yum yum!!!!!! Eat up to 30 different BBRs!!! (Bowls of  Blasphemous Red)- and vote on this year’s President of Awesome!!! … Continue reading →

“If you love Milwaukee so much why don’t you just marry it?” Okay okay okay get real you suck-ass mo-mos. Because… I already DID marry it!!!  All I can say is Milwaukee is way better than you is, and I … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS! We’re heading to New Mexico without ever leaving New York City! Get sensational with me at the 2013 NYC Food Film Festival–  this takedown is all about the Green “Hatch” Chile Pepper!!! I’m giving 5 FREE lbs … Continue reading →

Yes it is true of course.  Only the funnest of bacon things is back again and this time OH GOD your head just exploded that’s gross you are so fired unless you can somehow spoon your grey matter back into … Continue reading →

Want to eat all that Mac and Cheezez?TICKETS HERE!!!! Milwaukee Mac and Cheeze Takedown! September 29, Noon to 2PM at Lakefront Brewery! Sponsored by the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board! 20 very serious Milwaukee home cooks will enter the Thunderplex (AKA Lakefront … Continue reading →

With a slew of important dance moves ending in one giant pelvic thrust, the BTD slunk its way into the hearts of throngs of happy baconizerz!!! We and by we I mean Chicago the best town on earth LOVE our … Continue reading →

  September 14,  300lbs of bacon will be consumed mightily by Chicago’s best people.  WE NEED BACON DO-ERS. 4 SPOTS still open! I’ll GIVE you 15LBS of FREE BACON to COMPETE! 4th Annual Chicago Bacon Takedown Sept 14 2-4PM at … Continue reading →

Hope you like kittenz.  And elvises.  And also unicorns that don’t give a crap! Because that’s what got painted on smooth silky velvet canvases for three hours at the Active Space last Sunday!  And auctioned off to the most serious … Continue reading →

BOSTON ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!! I was supposed to be a famous actor.  Or a famous film director. Kind of typical dreams, I know but in my wildest, I never thought my lot in life would be to tour the country, … Continue reading →