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Did you know that cats provide a lot of services? They can be pirates. And detectives.  Some cats hold down a steady job in NYC! Did you know that some cats can, incredibly, balance a cupcake and a bird on … Continue reading →

Sugarspazzattak! It’s coursing through our veins!  Peel us off the ceiling!!!! 12 local Chicagoans DID IT with 220 lbs of sugar, and now I’m runnng around town like a cracked-out happy 5 year old! Not sure if its sugar rush, … Continue reading →

You guys we really messed up!  Chili everywhere… I bet heaven is just like this: chili and pillows.   This year- a face-punching record of 29 Brooklyn Chilis showed up!!!!! Thanks for a brilliant time, chili heads!  Thanks to all … Continue reading →

This year the Brooklyn Cookie Takedown is  2 DAYS LONG FESTIVAL!!!  Matt Timms takes over the Bell House, Dec 7+8 (Saturday AND Sunday!!!), 2-4PM both days- just so you can eat cookies and drink bourbon like the Gods of Holiday … Continue reading →

Hello Chicago here is a challenge that should blast your home cookin’ minds utterly.  At the Chicago Food Film Fest, I’m giving each home cook a FREE 18lbs of Sugar in the Raw, to make any dish at all!!!  You … Continue reading →

FREE !!!! (poster by Susanne Lamb!!! Artist and cat expert!) ALL $$$ goes to BARC the animal rescue center in Williamsburg! Hope you like hugging catz!  And also owning your very own cat painting!!! Is that your dream??? Matt Timms … Continue reading →

After watching a serious ass movie about Hatch Green Chiles, attendees at the NYC Food Film Festival got their lucky little hands on a serious ass Hatch Chile Takedown!!!  Not one but twelve different Hatch Chile recipes- all brought forth … Continue reading →

Bacon, how DARE you!!!!!  I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK ON MY FRIENDS, BACON!!!  Every time I bring you out you’re: oh okay cool I swear this time I’ll be cool.  But you didn’t listen and now I can’t trust … Continue reading →

Sick of being anything less than the punkest of rock?  Time for another Chili Takedown, Brooklyn!!!!  Slop slop slop!!!  Yum yum yum!!!!!! Eat up to 30 different BBRs!!! (Bowls of  Blasphemous Red)- and vote on this year’s President of Awesome!!! … Continue reading →

“If you love Milwaukee so much why don’t you just marry it?” Okay okay okay get real you suck-ass mo-mos. Because… I already DID marry it!!!  All I can say is Milwaukee is way better than you is, and I … Continue reading →