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Austin Cookie Takedown! The Power and the Cookies!!!!!
Austin! The 3rd leg of the Holiday Cookie Takedown tour!!! Email Matt Timms to compete at chilitakedown@gmail.com !!! Hey you guys because wow! CALLING ALL COOKIE COOKS! Make a big batch of cookies and bring it to Shangri La, December … Continue reading
Stay Cookies, Boston! Love the players, love the game!
Boston, um you did what now? Actually a ton of cookies is inside you? Guilt shblilt! I bet I ate more! Thanks to The Middle East (Have you tried their stuffed eggplant in the upstairs Lebanese restaurant? Holy shit!) for … Continue reading
Boston Cookie Takedown – Cookie Kaiju Abomination!!!!
BOSTON CALL FOR COOKS! Email me to compete!!! (chilitakedown at gmail!) Sunday Dec 1 at Middle East!!! 2-4PM!!!! The first stop on a 3-city tour brings radioactive special powers of tummy destruction to Boston!!! Enjoy the home baked cookies of … Continue reading
A cat’s main skill is getting petted… Or so I thought!
Did you know that cats provide a lot of services? They can be pirates. And detectives. Some cats hold down a steady job in NYC! Did you know that some cats can, incredibly, balance a cupcake and a bird on … Continue reading
Sugar Takedown ZIPPY WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! (FUBBA ZUBBA!)
Sugarspazzattak! It’s coursing through our veins! Peel us off the ceiling!!!! 12 local Chicagoans DID IT with 220 lbs of sugar, and now I’m runnng around town like a cracked-out happy 5 year old! Not sure if its sugar rush, … Continue reading
Bkln Chili Takedown 2013!!!! What a colossal mess!!!!
You guys we really messed up! Chili everywhere… I bet heaven is just like this: chili and pillows. This year- a face-punching record of 29 Brooklyn Chilis showed up!!!!! Thanks for a brilliant time, chili heads! Thanks to all … Continue reading
Brooklyn Cookie TAkedown!!! 2 DAYS OF NO MERCY!!!
This year the Brooklyn Cookie Takedown is 2 DAYS LONG FESTIVAL!!! Matt Timms takes over the Bell House, Dec 7+8 (Saturday AND Sunday!!!), 2-4PM both days- just so you can eat cookies and drink bourbon like the Gods of Holiday … Continue reading
Chicago Sugar Takedown! Rocking your sweeties at the Chicago Food Film Fest!!!!
Hello Chicago here is a challenge that should blast your home cookin’ minds utterly. At the Chicago Food Film Fest, I’m giving each home cook a FREE 18lbs of Sugar in the Raw, to make any dish at all!!! You … Continue reading
Cat Painting Takedown – PURRRRRR
FREE !!!! (poster by Susanne Lamb!!! Artist and cat expert!) ALL $$$ goes to BARC the animal rescue center in Williamsburg! Hope you like hugging catz! And also owning your very own cat painting!!! Is that your dream??? Matt Timms … Continue reading
Hatch Chile Takedown Sizzler!!! (the wrap-up, dudes!)
After watching a serious ass movie about Hatch Green Chiles, attendees at the NYC Food Film Festival got their lucky little hands on a serious ass Hatch Chile Takedown!!! Not one but twelve different Hatch Chile recipes- all brought forth … Continue reading