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Hotdish Confounds, Corrupts!
Hey so guess what? Hotdish may get ballzed up on spellcheck, but it is an actual Minnesota thing- and these actual Minnesota home cooks were tot-deep in it!!!! So rad to see so many different interps of the classic local … Continue reading
Hotdish and Bars Takedown invades Minnesota!!!!!
CALL FOR COOKS! EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM You guys deserve the yummingest. Local Minnesotans is bringing their finest HOTDISH and/or their finest BARS to the alien monster honey trap that is O’Gara’s!!!!! Invading this unearthly arena are veterans of past Minneapolis Bacon … Continue reading
Brooklyn Chuzzy Wuzzy Festypoo!!!!
I have never seen so much chuzzywuz in one room at the same time. 30 Mac and Chuzzez? Really!?? I myself almost properly exploded. Did you???!! Only of you got a ticket, because the thing sold out almost immediately when … Continue reading
Austin CHUZZ and SKUZZ!!!
Ugggh. Austin why and how do you make me feel so dirty? Even if I ever took a bath it wouldn’t take away this MURDEROUS URGE of mac and cheeze! I tasted CHEEZEBLOOD on Sunday! Austin you are … Continue reading
Hey Brooklyn! I’m eazy if you’re cheezy!
SOLD OUT! Throw away your false idols. Worship at the pasta feet of the one true Mac and Cheeze goddess! Her embrace is cheezy, her majesty sleezy. This benevolent omnipresence will be enjoyed March 23, 2-4PM at The Bell House … Continue reading
Austin Mac and Cheeze Takedown conquers all at SXSW
TIX AVAILABLE AT DOOR! What a crazy! Fill the eternal soul of your yearning of bliss like a hawk flying over the mountain of your wonder of the wonderfull! Ommmmmmm… Eat endless mac and cheezez from local cooks at the … Continue reading
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USA! USA! USA! While we’re beating those dirty reds in Sochi, the real fight was on the Brooklyn homefront: meatballz sportz. ! ! !!! !!! !!!!!!!! Deep fried, stuffed, biggies, littles, sauced and bunned – all balls deserved the title … Continue reading
Boston Chili Takedown – Marvel of the Chili of the Venom of the Damned
VENUE CHANGE! Make sure you get it right!!!! Chili Takedown is at GREAT SCOTT! TO COMPETE EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM Tremors… Then silence… Then BOOOOOM!!!! THE CHILI TAKEDOWN is back in Boston of course you guys!!!! If you are bonin for chili, then … Continue reading
The banshee seductress eviscerates the lonely and the damned. (2014 Bkln Meatball Takedown!)
The time of meatballs is nowish, world. Portal ENGAGE. Destination: Planet Meatball! Brooklyn Meatball Takedown is Feb 9, 2-4PM at The Bell House! Call for the finest Brooklyn home cooks to punish the weak!!! Each ball a planet. Each planet, … Continue reading
Brooklyn eyes and stomachs exploded! read on if you can stomach it!
If there is ever a cookie war, and that shit could actually happen, I have assembled my troops. 60 unsmiling Brooklynites who will fight and die for me or at least for cookies. You are in so much trouble, the … Continue reading