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Ugggh.   Austin why and how do you make me feel so dirty?   Even if I ever took a bath it wouldn’t take away this  MURDEROUS URGE of mac and cheeze!  I tasted  CHEEZEBLOOD on Sunday!  Austin you are … Continue reading →

SOLD OUT! Throw away your false idols.  Worship at the pasta feet of the one true Mac and Cheeze goddess!  Her embrace is cheezy, her majesty sleezy. This benevolent omnipresence will be enjoyed March 23, 2-4PM at The Bell House … Continue reading →

TIX AVAILABLE AT DOOR! What a crazy!  Fill the eternal soul of your yearning of bliss like a hawk flying over the mountain of your wonder of the wonderfull! Ommmmmmm… Eat endless mac and cheezez from local cooks at the … Continue reading →

USA! USA! USA!  While we’re beating those dirty reds in Sochi, the real fight was on the Brooklyn homefront: meatballz sportz. ! !  !!!  !!!  !!!!!!!!  Deep fried,  stuffed, biggies, littles, sauced and bunned – all balls deserved the title … Continue reading →

VENUE CHANGE!  Make sure you get it right!!!! Chili Takedown is at GREAT SCOTT! TO COMPETE EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM Tremors…  Then silence…  Then BOOOOOM!!!! THE CHILI TAKEDOWN is back in Boston of course you guys!!!!  If you are bonin for chili, then … Continue reading →

The time of meatballs is nowish, world. Portal ENGAGE. Destination: Planet Meatball!  Brooklyn Meatball Takedown is Feb 9, 2-4PM at The Bell House!  Call for the finest Brooklyn home cooks to punish the weak!!! Each ball a planet.  Each planet, … Continue reading →

If there is ever a cookie war, and that shit could actually happen, I have assembled my troops.  60 unsmiling Brooklynites who will fight and die for me or at least for cookies. You are in so much trouble, the … Continue reading →

Austin!  The 3rd leg of the Holiday Cookie Takedown tour!!! Email Matt Timms to compete at chilitakedown@gmail.com !!! Hey you guys because wow!  CALLING ALL COOKIE COOKS!  Make a big batch of cookies and bring it to Shangri La, December … Continue reading →

Boston, um you did what now? Actually a ton of cookies is inside you? Guilt shblilt! I bet I ate more!  Thanks to The Middle East (Have you tried their stuffed eggplant in the upstairs Lebanese restaurant?  Holy shit!) for … Continue reading →

BOSTON CALL FOR COOKS!  Email me to compete!!! (chilitakedown at gmail!) Sunday Dec 1 at Middle East!!!  2-4PM!!!!  The first stop on a 3-city tour brings radioactive special powers of tummy destruction to Boston!!! Enjoy the home baked cookies of … Continue reading →