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CALL FOR MILWAUKEE HOME COOKS!  $1000s worth of cookware, and $500 in cash to fight for!!!! October 5, 2-4PM at Turner Hall!!!!  TICKETS HERE! I’m coming back to the epicenter of all things cheezed, with sponsor Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board! … Continue reading →

DETROIT BACON TAKEDOWN – SEPT 21 1-3PM at Magic Stick!!! Home Cooks!!! EMAIL ME at chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete! FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to work with! Hundreds of $$ worth of cookware in prizes!!!! FREE TO ENTER!!!  Make the dish … Continue reading →

A big greasy hug for my Chicago bacon shizzerz!!!!  They know what they are doing, and what they are doing is so wrong it’s right. OO!  The ice cream and popperz and marshmallows and all that other stuff left me … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS! Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!  FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon!!!! Chicago Bacon Takedown  September 14 2014 –    2-4PM at Lincoln Hall!!!! Eat 20 different bacon creations invented by true geniuses. CALL FOR COOKS! With a … Continue reading →

Sorry to report that the Gluten Free Takedown at the Bell House this Sunday is canceled.  But stay tuned for upcoming bacon, chili, and cookie takedowns.  

We jammed The Bell House with wall to wall bezerkazoidical ice cream ideas!!!  Did you know there is now chicken ice cream?  Yup.  It’s true.  But as a tree explodes in the forest, you would only know that if you … Continue reading →

July 27 2-4PM at The Bell House TIX UP HERE. $20! TRY UNLIMITED LOCAL ICE CREAMZ!  ORGASM! Finally it’s time for Brooklyn’s forever ice cream party to fist the sun!!! The boiling summer heat shall at last be tamed!!! This … Continue reading →

FATHERS IN FREE!  Just show up and prove you’re a dad, and that’s cool!!!!! CALL FOR COOKS.  Is your meat dried and delicious?  Because, um, Brooklyn is asking. (email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com) June 15, 2-4PM, at The Bell House! Once … Continue reading →

ARTISTS!! GET AT ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM TO SIGN UP!  I’ll get you a free blank deck to paint on!!!!! During Bushwick Open Studios your eyeballs will explode of a takedown!!!! Produced by Matt Timms AND Silky’s Screen Printing!!!  Skatedeck Painting … Continue reading →

CALL FOR MAC AND CHEEZE COOKS! Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to come and compete for hundreds of $$ worth of cookware prizes!!!! YUP.  It’s a THING! Of MUCH IMPORTANCE!  The Los Angeles Mac and Cheeze Takedown stinks into town, April … Continue reading →