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CALL FOR COOKS! Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!  FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon!!!! Chicago Bacon Takedown  September 14 2014 –    2-4PM at Lincoln Hall!!!! Eat 20 different bacon creations invented by true geniuses. CALL FOR COOKS! With a … Continue reading →

Sorry to report that the Gluten Free Takedown at the Bell House this Sunday is canceled.  But stay tuned for upcoming bacon, chili, and cookie takedowns.  

We jammed The Bell House with wall to wall bezerkazoidical ice cream ideas!!!  Did you know there is now chicken ice cream?  Yup.  It’s true.  But as a tree explodes in the forest, you would only know that if you … Continue reading →

July 27 2-4PM at The Bell House TIX UP HERE. $20! TRY UNLIMITED LOCAL ICE CREAMZ!  ORGASM! Finally it’s time for Brooklyn’s forever ice cream party to fist the sun!!! The boiling summer heat shall at last be tamed!!! This … Continue reading →

FATHERS IN FREE!  Just show up and prove you’re a dad, and that’s cool!!!!! CALL FOR COOKS.  Is your meat dried and delicious?  Because, um, Brooklyn is asking. (email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com) June 15, 2-4PM, at The Bell House! Once … Continue reading →

ARTISTS!! GET AT ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM TO SIGN UP!  I’ll get you a free blank deck to paint on!!!!! During Bushwick Open Studios your eyeballs will explode of a takedown!!!! Produced by Matt Timms AND Silky’s Screen Printing!!!  Skatedeck Painting … Continue reading →

CALL FOR MAC AND CHEEZE COOKS! Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to come and compete for hundreds of $$ worth of cookware prizes!!!! YUP.  It’s a THING! Of MUCH IMPORTANCE!  The Los Angeles Mac and Cheeze Takedown stinks into town, April … Continue reading →

Hey so guess what?  Hotdish may get ballzed up on spellcheck, but it is an actual Minnesota thing- and these actual Minnesota home cooks were tot-deep in it!!!!  So rad to see so many different interps of the classic local … Continue reading →

CALL FOR COOKS! EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM You guys deserve the yummingest.  Local Minnesotans is bringing their finest HOTDISH and/or their finest BARS to the alien monster honey trap that is O’Gara’s!!!!! Invading this unearthly arena are  veterans of past Minneapolis Bacon … Continue reading →

I have never seen so much chuzzywuz in one room at the same time.  30 Mac and Chuzzez?  Really!??  I myself almost properly exploded.  Did you???!!  Only of you got a ticket, because the thing sold out almost immediately when … Continue reading →