I’ve always had a majorly big crush on El Yucateco XXX, the hottest of their line. The adult rating might lead one to believe it is a head crusher, for novelty use only. But it’s really not that bad, and has the best flavor of any hot sauce I know. Brilliant on a sandwich or in soup or whatevs. Hands down my favorite hot sauce of all time.
I’ve tried some crazy hot sauces that have the power to destroy. I was on a film set and the Craft Services lady ruined my entire day with just a dab of Black Widow. I don’t see the point of those painful excercises, I don’t have anyone to impress. Actually, that’s not entirely true. Impressing people is kind of my thing. In fact, I won a hot sauce eating contest at Duff’s Bar last year,because I rule. The organizer was offering up hot wings in order of their hotness. After I manfully finished the last of his series of wings, he gave me a toothpick dipped in a vial he had in his shirt pocket. I sucked on the thing and my head popped off. I busted out an involuntary jig, and it took a half hour for me to smile again. Wow that was very hot indeed!
