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Brooklyn Taco Takedown 2016 – Thy Will Be FUN!

May 15 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms!!! Call for cooks!  Bring the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas! Serve your highly interesting taco to a crowd of highly interested NYers.  They will love you for it.  Prize package$ from Cuisinart, Wushtof, Anolon, … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Mac and Cheeze Takedown 2016! Now in 3-D!!!!!

April 17 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!!!! CALL FOR COOKS!  Email me at Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete for muchoz prizoz! Take me to your leader, they said!  And you nominated Matt Timms! Are we prepared? For the other-worldly invasion of the nummiest mac and … Continue reading

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2nd Annual Chicago Taco Takedown – The Jumbotron!

CALL FOR COOKS!  Compete for insane prizes, pride and blood and love! Last year was huge.  This year will be more huger!!!! Come investigate the importance of Chicago tacos, April 10, 2-4PM at Lincoln Hall! It’s all you can eat … Continue reading

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THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED! Brooklyn Meatball Takedown 2016!!!

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR! Yay!!!!  March 20 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms is the time for megaballs up in you!!!  The finest that Brooklyn has to offer!!!! (Ahem… this is widely considered by esperts to be the happiest takedown…) Eat! CALL … Continue reading

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2016 Austin Meatball Takedown at SXSW of course!!!! March 13

Get your balls out- it’s coming!  It’s coming!!!  It’s HERE!  The Austin Meatball Takedown is March 13 2-4PM at Shangri La!!!  Let’s BALL!!! Want to eat all the balls you can fit in your mouth!?  Tickets HERE! CALL FOR HOME … Continue reading

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Chicago Chili Takedown! 2016

TICKETS JUST $10!!!! GET THEM HERE! Slashing and mauling, Chicago’s chili vikings vs. Satan himself!!!!  Try all the best chilis in the city, and vote on your favorite, in a giant blood orgy of fun!!!! Feb 21 1-3PM at Lincoln … Continue reading

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Los Angeles Taco Takedown!!! CALL FOR COOKS

CALL FOR COOKS! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!  It’s free! As everyone knows from historically, tacos were invented in Los Angeles (true).  Local cooks! This is the partiest goodest time, you guys. Prove your valor and do this TAKEDOWN!!! Bring your taco … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Chocolate Takedown – a Valentine’s Day of Wonderment!

SOLD OUT!!!! A Valentine’s Day Takedown…  eat the shit out of a ton of chocolate, and learn…to love 🙁 … I’m actually wicked proud to say that since I’ve started doing this thing 15 years ago, 4 couples have met … Continue reading

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2016 Brooklyn Soup Takedown – The Soup Awakens!!! (!)

It’s going to be January soon!  Get ready to be miserable!!!  But lo!  What the crap is this?! A Soup Takedown!!!?  Ramens and chowders and bisques!  Bouillabaisses and Egg-drops and Mulligatawnies! Split peas and Phos and Posoles!!!!!  Explore the boundaries … Continue reading

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Boston Chili Takedown 2016!

CALL FOR COOKS!!! Boston, the Takedowns are back, and I’m bringing back the classic: The Boston Chili Takedown!!! Pot after pot of the massivest bowls of red that Boston can stew up and dish forth!!!  If you aren’t there, you’ll … Continue reading