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Puppy Painting Takedown – Get yourself a pooch painting!

Did you ever know a pooch that could wrestle octopuses?  Or skateboard into infinity? Or sniff other dogs butts?  Who knows alternate realities these brilliant Brooklyn artists will paint for you…  and you can buy them at auction!  All profits … Continue reading

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Homebrew Takedown 2016 – Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble!

August 14th, 1-3PM at Hill Country Barbecue in Brooklyn (345 Adams St.)!!!! Want to come and geezle?  You’re there to drink the finest chuggers Brooklyn’s home brewers have to offer!!! And pad your stomachs with the finest BBQ in the … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Ice Cream Takedown 2016 – Cold Gold!!!!

Hey there, Life Embracers and Bone Chillers!  You have just stumbled upon another chance for a notch on your bazooka. The Ice Cream Takedown wants to know you!  Enter a batch of your finest ice cream and compete for prizes and … Continue reading

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Boston Fermented Takedown !!!! CHANGE OF VENUE

The Fermented Foods Takedown is moving venues!  And the new ticket price is a SUGGESTED DONATION! Radian Building 5th floor lounge 120 Kingston Street, Boston, MA For info email jeremyogusky@gmail.com Kefir, Kim chi, katsuobushi, kombucha… and that’s just the K’s, jack!!!! There’s a … Continue reading

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Yo! I mean Oy! The Jewish Food Takedown!!!!!!!

Forget everything you thought you think you thought you knew about Jewish Food!  Or remember fondly!  Point is, Brooklyn’s home cooks are going to part the seas of your perceptions, doods.  CALL FOR COOKS!  Bring your funnest takes, interps and … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Taco Takedown 2016 – Thy Will Be FUN!

May 15 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms!!! Call for cooks!  Bring the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas! Serve your highly interesting taco to a crowd of highly interested NYers.  They will love you for it.  Prize package$ from Cuisinart, Wushtof, Anolon, … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Mac and Cheeze Takedown 2016! Now in 3-D!!!!!

April 17 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club!!!! CALL FOR COOKS!  Email me at Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete for muchoz prizoz! Take me to your leader, they said!  And you nominated Matt Timms! Are we prepared? For the other-worldly invasion of the nummiest mac and … Continue reading

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2nd Annual Chicago Taco Takedown – The Jumbotron!

CALL FOR COOKS!  Compete for insane prizes, pride and blood and love! Last year was huge.  This year will be more huger!!!! Come investigate the importance of Chicago tacos, April 10, 2-4PM at Lincoln Hall! It’s all you can eat … Continue reading

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THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED! Brooklyn Meatball Takedown 2016!!!

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR! Yay!!!!  March 20 Noon-2PM at Royal Palms is the time for megaballs up in you!!!  The finest that Brooklyn has to offer!!!! (Ahem… this is widely considered by esperts to be the happiest takedown…) Eat! CALL … Continue reading

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2016 Austin Meatball Takedown at SXSW of course!!!! March 13

Get your balls out- it’s coming!  It’s coming!!!  It’s HERE!  The Austin Meatball Takedown is March 13 2-4PM at Shangri La!!!  Let’s BALL!!! Want to eat all the balls you can fit in your mouth!?  Tickets HERE! CALL FOR HOME … Continue reading