Category Archives: Bacon Takedown

Tickets available at door! To anyone who fancies themselves a Genius of Bacon: I will give you 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to prove said genius by bringing a worthy recipe to The Thirsty Bear, July 10 at HIGH … Continue reading →

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!  for eaters of Fine Swine, a better time was never had in Somerville… check it out: Well first, a big woops! The Boston Bacon Takedown ground to a momentary halt when I accidentally called … Continue reading →

Um, Boston? You know how you totally rule and I love you?  Well, here’s an Awesome Time worthy of your greatness:   Boston Bacon Takedown. 20 Boston cooks, cooking the beastliest bacon dishes of all time.    You. Are.  So. Pumped. … Continue reading →

I don’twant to leave.  Maybe I’ll miss my flight and stay here where the air is clean and the people brütalize  bacon with ABANDON.  Everyone was super sweet and nice, because why wouldn’t they be?  If I lived in paradise … Continue reading →

Wowzers, Portland!!! The most important bacon party of all time is in town!!! May 22 at 3PM, The Bacon Takedown saunters into The Goodfoot in Portland, and humbly asks 20 local cooks to whip up their keenest, smartest baconest invention. … Continue reading →

  Austin Bacon Takedowners are a bunch of weirdos, and clearly not to be trusted!!! They BROKE ALL THE ROOLZ.  Bacon Maki? Bacon Powerbars? Bacon Cheezecakes? What happened to traditional family values, you guys???? Sob! A huge thank you to … Continue reading →

YOUR TIME IS NIGH. Austin Bacon Takedown, Part Deux!!!  Last year was amazing. This year will be even more insaner!!!!  Austin bacon cooks-  raise your swords! We attack March 13 3PM at Emo’s !!!! 20 of the happiest local cooks will … Continue reading →

Were you there? Did you see?!!!?  We DID IT.  Thanks to all the ass-kickers who came and cooked up magic at the Bacon Takedown. And thanks to all the dragons that got slew.  300 lbs of bacon product were consumed – … Continue reading →

IS SOLD OUT!!! Thanks big time to all you lucky ticket holderzzzz!!!! Oct 17 4PM at The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn ! Things got pretty crazy after the first ever Bacon Takedown last year… Bacon blew up. The Bacon … Continue reading →

Is you guys serious??? Turns out, alchemy is REAL in New Orleans.  People there know how to cook. They also know how to drink, and they showed me how, which is why I’m a little tardy with this particular bacon … Continue reading →