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Enjoy Takedown art, over the years!!!
Since the beginning, The Takedown relied on an expert publicity campaign to get the word out. Artist Matt Langland is central to this media blitz. His art, as you can see, is perfect. Warrior princesses do battle in distant lands to rescue (or destroy?) bowls of chili. Goat headed snake men who dare partake of chili most foul are hewn in two by vixen sorceress babes.
Unlike most art, I totally get it.
Scroll down, and you’ll see the occasional GUEST ARTIST as well!!! Enjoy!!!
Matt Langland reanimated the fetid zombie monstercorpse of Bob Ross, so he could help paint and raise money for CityMeals on Wheels at the first ever PAINTING TAKEDOWN!
Langland does it again, chumps. Situation: You're in hell. Viperous snakes everywhere. But there are also perfect meatballs you must eat. What do you do? Wait a minute... this isn't hell at all! And these snakes are actually friendly snakes!!! and they are protecting the meatballs just for you because you got permanent meatball dibs! This is the most wonderful place on earth!
Artist Luke Ramsey lives on an island off of Canada. He has never attended a cookie takedown, but just assumed (qutie rightly) that Takedowns are in fact heinous blood rituals where everyone gets their heads chopped off all the time! Awesome!!! Cookie Takedowns are MESSED UP!!!!
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An actual genius, Aaron Augenblick of Augenblick Studios* (Ugly Americans, SuperJail) decided it was high time Matt Timms appeared as the scariest of monsters made of chili. Here I am, doing what I do best- which is to necessarily scare the crap out of awesome babes! Yikes!
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I asked Matt to draw me something rad, but I never expected him to blow my brain out my butt with this terrifying love song from hell! It's got everything I love! vampire horses! hypodermic space ships! Flying warrior fishes!!!
Probably the scariest picture ever created. Matt Langland cruelly recreates the 69th circle of Dante's Inferno, the realm of the Ice Cream Makers... Scream!!!!
This one is high concept hyper violence... basically, the Takedown's warrior princess decides to teach a family of ducks a lesson they will never forget! Thanks for another great poster, Matt Langland!!!
Matt Langland returns from a baby hiatus to forge this cheezy nightmare out of molten cheeze and ink!
Depth charge!!!! Matt Timms had to change and change and change his underpants when Tallboy presented him with this thoroughly metal-blasted image of a dead guy who loves cookies- to get people in the mood for the 2011 Cookie Takedown!!!! Fly!!!! On your wings!!!! Like an eagle!!!!!! Thanks Tallboy!!!!
The Takedown most recently reached out to vile barbarian Devin Clark (Ugly Americans) - and he was like yes dude I totally get that Takedowns are a mandatory battle of good and evil let me interpret that winningly for you: