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Posted on May 15, 2013 by admin

2nd Annual Denver Bacon Takedown XTREME BACON ZONE OF MAXIMUM DELIGHT

CALL FOR COOKS! FREE TO COMPETE and I’ll give Denver’s home cooks  a free 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make whatever! EMAIL ME a chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete for prizes, glory, and even a year’s supply of good ol’ Black … Continue reading →

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Posted on May 13, 2013 by admin

Check the heck out of the Minneapolis Bacon Takedown!

Oh man check it out! Minneapolis elbowed the East and West coasts in the stomach wicked hard without even looking- and then Minneapolis flipped both it’s fists up and totally punched both coasts in the face for a simultaneous insane … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 11, 2013 by admin

Oh boy! Minneapolis Bacon Takedown CONDITION SERIOUS!

CALL FOR COOKS!  EMAIL ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM !!!  I’ll give you 15lbs of bacon FREE! Oh! Hey!  You guys!!!! Space headquarters in Minneapolis just got this crazy transmission we should probably take very seriously indeed! May 11, 2PM at The … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 26, 2013 by admin

Painting Takedown – The Royal Majesty of a Tranquil Dawn!!!!

Thank you Bob Ross!!! Thank you Takedownerz!  Check out the exciting recap of the first ever Painting Takedown!!!!

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Posted on March 10, 2013 by admin

HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE: Austin Bacon Takedown #4 was lesson #1!!!!!

Whuuuut??? Buhhh???? Austin you done did it. The 4th year of this here Austin Bacon Takedown busted up all previous bacon records of baconness previously in place!!!!! Austin’s best home cooks came from all over to make this thing a … Continue reading →

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Posted on February 23, 2013 by admin

Forsooth! Brooklyn Painting Takedown – Art is War.

FREE TO WATCH!  And the FINE BEERS are CHEAP!!!! An entirely FOR CHARITY TAKEDOWN to benefit NYC’s elderly- all proceeds go to Citymeals-on-Wheels!  Come support! March 24th 6PM-9PM at The Active Space 566 Johnson at the Morgan Stop on the L! … Continue reading →

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Posted on February 6, 2013 by admin

Austin Bacon Takedown #4!!! The Wreckoning.

CALL FOR AUSTIN COOKS!!! EMAIL ME!!! COMING TO EAT?  TICKETS HERE!!!

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Posted on January 28, 2013 by admin

Meatballerzeatballz!!!!

It’s sleeting today in NYC, which is actually God sobbing because he missed the Meatball Takedown!  Sorry God, you weren’t the only one, and these Takedowns sell out pretty quick, because they are VERY POPULAR!!! And a January Takedown is literally the … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 9, 2013 by admin

NYC! When I say “Call for Cooks!”, you say “ZOMG YES”! Git thar on my MAILING LIST!

HI.  I’m MATT TIMMS. I do Takedowns in all parts of the US, but am based in Brooklyn! Tragically, sometimes NYers miss Matt Timms’ Takedown local events and are like: “NO! Whoah whoah whoah I don’t get it!?  I’m all … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 2, 2013 by admin

Wonderballs!!!!!

These balls shall taste of wonder. Your infantile testicle japes are of little use in the snakepit, fools.  Or do you not want to eat the legion of meatballs on offer- January 27, 2PM at The Bell House!!!? I’m sorry, … Continue reading →