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Free Gluten!!! I mean, the opposite of that!!! A takedown!!!!!

Definitely, and because there are only a BAJILLION gluten-free warriors wandering a desolated wasteland who have never had their very own takedown, this is historic.  August 24, 2-4PM at the Bell House!!! The first ever Gluten Free Takedown!!! What is your interestingest, favorite fisticly gluten-free recipe???  BRING IT to the Bell House! And destroy all our faces!!!  Fight! Because the prizes are wizard!

Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!!!

*competitor rules below!

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Want to eat infinity gluten-free inventions of course? Tickets at The Bell House!!!

Oh and drop yourself some acid to necessarily enjoy Killer Acid‘s poster art!!!!!

* so if you want to enter, you and a partner in FREE with your dish.  Could be anything, as long as it’s gluten free!  (Please specify if it’s safe for celiacs!)   Make 250 bites of anything- whether it be ice cream, pizza, or whatever!  Make something easily divisible into small tasting size bites!  I provide tasting cups, sterno set ups, paper plates, spoons, whatever equipment you need!  Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete

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Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!

 

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BRRRRRooklyn!!!!! Ice Cream Takedown 2014!!!

We jammed The Bell House with wall to wall bezerkazoidical ice cream ideas!!!  Did you know there is now chicken ice cream?  Yup.  It’s true.  But as a tree explodes in the forest, you would only know that if you were there!!!! Thanks to the Bell House, the prize sponsors, and especially all the coolest kids who made 100+ gallons of ice cream!!!!

Check out the pics on the Takedown FB page!

2014-07-26 23.17.54and now, after the jump are all the ice creamz and winnerz and funnerz!!!! Continue reading

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Angle for Ice Creamz – Brooklyn 2014

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July 27 2-4PM at The Bell House

TIX UP HERE. $20! TRY UNLIMITED LOCAL ICE CREAMZ!  ORGASM!

Finally it’s time for Brooklyn’s forever ice cream party to fist the sun!!! The boiling summer heat shall at last be tamed!!! This is a fizzy world we live in, you guys, with a billion different ice creams to be vacuumed up and it’s by you.  Valour.  Courage.  Honor. It’s time for real heroes to smush the faces of the cowardly, and churn us into pints of fun!

CALL FOR ICE CREAM MAKERS!  Email chilitakedown@gmail.com !!! Use your ice cream makers, mixers, or nitrogen to make your finest 2 gallons of smart ice cream!!!!    Bring it on in and I’ll provide extra dry ice for your coolers!  You’re fighting for KitchenAid® Stand Mixers!!!!! And Wusthof, Anolon and Microplane cookware!!!!!

Tickets up soon at  The Bell House!!! Just $20!!!!

Eye-buggin’ art from the ice cream deep by Tessa!!!

NYC ICE CREAM JUDGES & TASTINGS:

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PRIZE SPONSORS:

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Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!

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Detroit Bacon Takedown – Baconmotor City!!!!! Sept 21!!

DETROIT BACON TAKEDOWN - SEPT 21 1-3PM at Magic Stick!!!

Home Cooks!!! EMAIL ME at chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete! FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to work with! Hundreds of $$ worth of cookware in prizes!!!! FREE TO ENTER!!!

Want to go on this bacon odyssey?  Unlimyummited bacon treatz TICKETS HERE

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I love Detroit, and this’ll be my first time there!  Home of techno (yow!), Coney Island Dogs (oo!), The Gories (mama!)… and now The Detroit Bacon Takedown!!!!  At Magic Stick - !!!  Every possible bacon invention, concoction, and innovation REVEALED!!!  I’m calling all Detroit home cooks to compete- and I’ll give you each  a FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make any bacon dish (im)possible!!!! How does Detroit’s underground cooking scene do???!!

Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com if you’ve got a super smart recipe- sign up and compete for cookware prizes (Wusthof, Anolon, Microplane and more!!!!) and fame!!!!

And if you want to come and eat and eat and eat and eat UNLIMITED bacon creations – it’s only $15 to consume this stuff!!!  TICKET HERE!!!

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Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!

 

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The World’s Biggest JerkOff – Part 2!!! JERKY COSMIC FANTASTICALS.

FATHERS IN FREE!  Just show up and prove you’re a dad, and that’s cool!!!!!

CALL FOR COOKS.  Is your meat dried and delicious?  Because, um, Brooklyn is asking. (email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com)

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June 15, 2-4PM, at The Bell House!

Once again, the claim to the finest jerky in The City is up for grabs, and everyone is simply meefed about it!!!  Try endless amounts of pure protein, and get to know Brooklyn’s home cooks once again, in a battle for god-like powerz!!!! (and also prizes like dehydrators from Waring, knives from Wusthof, Anolon pots and Microplane graters!!!)

Tickets at The Bell House!  See you there!!!

(and did this terrifying filth send you into conniptions like that Epcot ride? That’s because Devin Toye!!!)

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Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!

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Legalize it don’t criticize it!!!! Skatedeck Takedown!!!

ARTISTS!! GET AT ME AT CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM TO SIGN UP!  I’ll get you a free blank deck to paint on!!!!!

CHTulu copyDuring Bushwick Open Studios your eyeballs will explode of a takedown!!!! Produced by Matt Timms AND Silky’s Screen Printing!!!  Skatedeck Painting Takedown, featuring Brooklyn’s insanest artists, painting on decks!!! FREE to attend!!! Bid on the art work!  Drink so many beerz!    Artists painting all day May 31, 1PM-8PM at The Loom, during Bushwick Open Studios!  Wander in and out and watch their progress while you check out all the galleries in Bushwick, and then come back and Bid on the decks at the Auction at 7PM, and own your own HIGHly artistic skateboard!!!!

There’ll be VEGAN CHILI!  And LAGUNITAS BEERZ!!!

All proceeds benefit BARC Animal Shelter in Williamsburg!!!!

(And the day before, Silky’s is putting on a Skatedeck Gallery show!  Also at the Loom!!!)

ALL PROFITS BENEFIT:

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Los Angeles sleezez huggy mac and cheezez!!!!!

CALL FOR MAC AND CHEEZE COOKS! Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to come and compete for hundreds of $$ worth of cookware prizes!!!!

YUP.  It’s a THING! Of MUCH IMPORTANCE!  The Los Angeles Mac and Cheeze Takedown stinks into town, April 27 2-4PM at Bootleg Theater!!!! 20+ local  Mac and Cheezerz are sleezin the cheeze, effortless and cool!

(Remember the time back in 2011 when I appreciated you with an Avocado Takedown!?  Well, I’m back!!!)

CALL FOR HOME COOKS!  Email chilitakedown@gmail.com!!!

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Want to come eat ALL the mac cheezez until you feel oogie and triumphant!!!?

TICKET LINK HERE!  ONLY $15!!!

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Hotdish Confounds, Corrupts!

Hey so guess what?  Hotdish may get ballzed up on spellcheck, but it is an actual Minnesota thing- and these actual Minnesota home cooks were tot-deep in it!!!!  So rad to see so many different interps of the classic local casserole- everyone had a blown mind, of course.  And don’t get me started on the bars.  There’s not enough laps around a track to make my body forget those yummy  bars!!!! Thanks to all the beautiful home cooks of the Twin Cities, and O’Gara’s- which is such a rad bar and venue!!!!  I’ll be back!!!

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And now after the jump, let’s see all the hotdishers and barsers – the winners! Continue reading

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Hotdish and Bars Takedown invades Minnesota!!!!!

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You guys deserve the yummingest.  Local Minnesotans is bringing their finest HOTDISH and/or their finest BARS to the alien monster honey trap that is O’Gara’s!!!!! Invading this unearthly arena are  veterans of past Minneapolis Bacon Takedowns, and any home cooks who have the fortitude (and smartest Hotdish or Bars recipe!) to sacrifice their social standing for a chance at greatness!!!

April 13, 2-4PM at O’Gara’s!!!!

Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!!!!  Tons of cookware prizes (see below) and international acclaim!!!

Tix are $15!!!!! To eat all the hotdishes and all the bars!!!! Stuff stuff stuff!!!  Available HERE!

P.S. Are you terrified? Of the poster???  Art by Jeremy Jusay

PRIZE SPONSORS:

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Portion of proceeds benefit Women’s Education Project!

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Brooklyn Chuzzy Wuzzy Festypoo!!!!

I have never seen so much chuzzywuz in one room at the same time.  30 Mac and Chuzzez?  Really!??  I myself almost properly exploded.  Did you???!!  Only of you got a ticket, because the thing sold out almost immediately when I announced it!  That’s how chuz thirsty Brooklyn is!!!  Thanks to The Bell House, and most importantly, the Brooklyn cooking underground!!!!  We will rise!!!!

TONS OF PHOTOS on the Takedown FB PAGE

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Here without no more further ado here are all the mac and chuzzez, and the winnerz!!! Continue reading

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