HOME COOKS! Email firstname.lastname@example.org to enter and compete w your extra special soup recipe!!!
Eat non-stop SOUP!!! This takedown has NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! But it seems so duh! How have I never? Chicago so freezy, and everybody loves soup in the freezy!!!! Let’s see what Chicago’s homecooks can do to save your souls!!! Tons and tons of the finest homecooked soups should deliver you from the depths of January brrrrr.
Home cooks hit me up to compete at email@example.com !!!! Win HUGE packages from Le Creuset, Wusthof, Anolon, and Microplane!!
Want to come warm up with unlimited soups, and a ballot to vote the most yummers? Tickets at Lincoln Hall!!!
Soup Takedown Kill Screen by video game wizard Katie Wendt!!!!!
Happy the 2015, with the first takedown of the year! I know it’s stinky cold out, but there are solutions! Or actually only one solution, the Brooklyn Soup Takedown!!! Feb 1 2-4PM at Littlefield!!! New York has very strong opinions about soup. And you’re in charge of awarding the prettiest opinion- what home cook has made the ultimate belly charmer???
Cooks!!! Come at me!!! FIGHT for the finest prizes in the whole wide world, and maximize your status!!!!
Want to cuddle yourself with allday soups in the chillingest month? Tickets at the Littlefield website!!!
Thanks Milwaukee!!!! You are so wow! Every one of you home cooks exploded your kitchen with unearthly satanic power, and saved the holidays at Turner Hall!!! Those that came, knew. What a SUPER COOKIED-OUT GOOD TIME!!!! I’ll be back, you guys- so stay tuned for an #MKE Summer Takedown… (ice cream, perhaps???)
Here’s all the tons of cookies listed, and those that won!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AMERICA!!!!
#1 Hockey Socks
#2 Vanilla Bean Ice Ice Baby
#4 Butter Brickle
#6 Toast + Jam
#8 Peppermint Bark Cookies
#10 Cream Cheeze Spritz
#11 Ricotta + Kringle Kream
#12 Garbage Cookie w/ Sea Salt
#13 Cut to the Chase Cookies
#14 Chocolate Mocha Irish Cream Thumbprints
#16 Butter Cookiw w/ Butter Cream
#19 Bitter Orange and Lavender Madelaines
#21 Hidden Treasures
#22 Cup of Cocoa
#24 Cream Cheese Pillows
#26 Hot Cocoa Turtle
#27 Peanut Butter Kalua cookie
#28 Holiday Wafers
Judges Picks! – Sarah Mironczuk (Rocket Baby) and The Cookie Momster
1st #8 Peppermint Bark Cookies
2nd #11 Ricotta + Kringle Kream
3rd #6 Toast + Jam
HM: #12 Garbage Cookie w/ Sea Salt, #19 Bitter Orange and Lavender Madelaines
1st #16 Butter Cookiw w/ Butter Cream
2nd #24 Cream Cheese Pillows
3rd ##6 Toast + Jam
4th #19 Bitter Orange and Lavender Madelaines
CALL FOR COOKIE COOKS!!! Who among you has the finest cookie recipe??? Roll up your sleeves- it’s time to compete for prizes from Cuisinart, Wusthof, Cake Boss and Microplane!!!! Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org !!!!
Want to come and eat endless cookies, chug holiday cocktails and vote on the yummiest cookie in the place??? Tickets HERE!!!!
Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!
Brooklyn quit the gym. Why bother? 2 days, 60 cookies and no regrets, agrees everyone, unanimously. The home cooks kicked so much butts, it was nutts!!!! THANK YOU!!! Check out all the wondrous pics on the Takedown FB!!!
People’s Choix winnerz from Day 2 – The Drunken Debbie!!!!
I seriously hope you was there. It was pretty cool, dudes. Here’s all the cookily contenders over 2 days of non stop cookies at The Bell House!!!!
Happy The Holidays! You have a bet with yourself, the day you forgot last year’s very sincere resolutions. The bet is I bet you can eat more cookies in 2014. Okay hotshot so prove it I don’t even believe you! Since the blowing up of the Cookie Takedown, this is now a 2 day takedown- come Saturday, come Sunday—>>> but come. Bottomless cookies and eggnog, Brooklyn. Tis the damn season. TILL YOUR WORLD SPINS!!!!
CALL FOR COOKS- email me at email@example.com – and pick Saturday or Sunday, Dec 6 OR 7, to compete! Hit me up, home cooks- prizes from KitchenAid (stand mixers!), Cake Boss, Whusthof, and Microplane!
Dec 6 AND Dec 7 2-4PM at The Bell House… TIX HERE!
An hour of free Maker’s Mark hot toddies each day!!!
There’s a rumble in this cookie jungle!!! A punked up sensation by scary Avi Spivak ^^^
HOT TODDY SPONSOR:
Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy we macced and we cheezed! And we didn’t stop until the bellies were busted!!! Believe!!! Thanks again to all the brave and cheezy cooks for making me love Chicago the MOST.
Next up… I’m looking to rock a SOUP TAKEDOWN, just when it gets way too gross to be true weather-wise out there… I’ll swoop in with a ton of SOUP TAKEDOWNERZ and save the day!!!
Read on to see who won and stuff!!!!
CALL FOR COOKS! Email firstname.lastname@example.org to compete!!! Fight for huge prizes from Cuisinart, Wusthof, Anolon and Microplane!!!
Hot on the heels of the Chicago Bacon Takedown, Matt Timms is returning to town- this time to see exactly how varsity bonkers are Chicagoan homecooks… for sleezy bowls of mac and cheeze!!!
November 23 2-4PM at Lincoln Hall!
TICKETS HERE! All you can eat Mac and Cheezez by Chicago’s best home cooks!!!! They’re competing for tons and tons of the finest cookware!
Thanks be to the wowzerz who came and bazorged through ALL 30 CHILIS! Brooklyn is truly the uppicenter of all fun things- and we know how to chili, violently!!!! This here’s the wrap up!
Thanks for all the free cocktails from Caleb’s Kola! And to all the prize sponsors, including Le Creuset, Wusthof, Anolon, and Microplane!!!
Check out all the chilis, and the winningest ones! Continue reading
Just in case you thought Bacon Takedowns was just for us stupids, guess who showed up to compete- none other than famous playwright Lynn Nottage, bringing her Not Your Grandma’s Latkas into the insane frenzy at Littlefield!
Okay, now that we got the obscene name-dropping out of the way, let’s talk takedown.
Thanks to all the Brooklyn home cooks for rocking and destroying. It is just a fact that you are actually the best. Thanks to sponsor Hormel Black Label Bacon for the 300lbs of bacons used in this insane bacon gambit!!! And Littlefield, a perf venue INDEED! Oo, also, did everybody get a chance to play Menu Mashup at the gaming booth!??!?
Check out all the pics on the Takedown FB page!
And here’s all the recipes and winners!!!! READ ON! Continue reading