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Los Angeles sleezez huggy mac and cheezez!!!!!

CALL FOR MAC AND CHEEZE COOKS! Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com to come and compete for hundreds of $$ worth of cookware prizes!!!!

YUP.  It’s a THING! Of MUCH IMPORTANCE!  The Los Angeles Mac and Cheeze Takedown stinks into town, April 27 2-4PM at Bootleg Theater!!!! 20+ local  Mac and Cheezerz are sleezin the cheeze, effortless and cool!

(Remember the time back in 2011 when I appreciated you with an Avocado Takedown!?  Well, I’m back!!!)

CALL FOR HOME COOKS!  Email chilitakedown@gmail.com!!!

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Want to come eat ALL the mac cheezez until you feel oogie and triumphant!!!?

TICKET LINK HERE!  ONLY $15!!!

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Detroit Bacon Takedown – Baconmotor City!!!!!

Home Cooks!!! EMAIL ME at chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!  Hundreds of $$ worth of cookware in prizes!!!!

Home of techno (yow!), Coney Island Dogs (oo!), The Gories (mama!)… and now The Detroit Bacon Takedown!!!!  At Magic Stick - May 18 2-4PM!!!  Every possible bacon invention, concoction, and innovation REVEALED!!!  I’m calling all Detroit home cooks to compete- and I’ll give you each  a FREE 15lbs of Hormel Black Label Bacon to make any bacon dish (im)possible!!!! How does Detroit’s underground cooking scene do???!!

Email me at chilitakedown@gmail.com if you’ve got a super smart recipe- sign up and compete for cookware prizes (Wusthof, Anolon, Microplane and more!!!!) and fame!!!!

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And if you want to come and eat and eat and eat and eat UNLIMITED bacon creations – it’s only $15 to consume this stuff!!!  TICKET LINK UP SOON!!!

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Hotdish Confounds, Corrupts!

Hey so guess what?  Hotdish may get ballzed up on spellcheck, but it is an actual Minnesota thing- and these actual Minnesota home cooks were tot-deep in it!!!!  So rad to see so many different interps of the classic local casserole- everyone had a blown mind, of course.  And don’t get me started on the bars.  There’s not enough laps around a track to make my body forget those yummy  bars!!!! Thanks to all the beautiful home cooks of the Twin Cities, and O’Gara’s- which is such a rad bar and venue!!!!  I’ll be back!!!

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And now after the jump, let’s see all the hotdishers and barsers – the winners! Continue reading

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Hotdish and Bars Takedown invades Minnesota!!!!!

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You guys deserve the yummingest.  Local Minnesotans is bringing their finest HOTDISH and/or their finest BARS to the alien monster honey trap that is O’Gara’s!!!!! Invading this unearthly arena are  veterans of past Minneapolis Bacon Takedowns, and any home cooks who have the fortitude (and smartest Hotdish or Bars recipe!) to sacrifice their social standing for a chance at greatness!!!

April 13, 2-4PM at O’Gara’s!!!!

Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to compete!!!!  Tons of cookware prizes (see below) and international acclaim!!!

Tix are $15!!!!! To eat all the hotdishes and all the bars!!!! Stuff stuff stuff!!!  Available HERE!

P.S. Are you terrified? Of the poster???  Art by Jeremy Jusay

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Brooklyn Chuzzy Wuzzy Festypoo!!!!

I have never seen so much chuzzywuz in one room at the same time.  30 Mac and Chuzzez?  Really!??  I myself almost properly exploded.  Did you???!!  Only of you got a ticket, because the thing sold out almost immediately when I announced it!  That’s how chuz thirsty Brooklyn is!!!  Thanks to The Bell House, and most importantly, the Brooklyn cooking underground!!!!  We will rise!!!!

TONS OF PHOTOS on the Takedown FB PAGE

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Here without no more further ado here are all the mac and chuzzez, and the winnerz!!! Continue reading

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Austin CHUZZ and SKUZZ!!!

Ugggh.   Austin why and how do you make me feel so dirty?   Even if I ever took a bath it wouldn’t take away this  MURDEROUS URGE of mac and cheeze!  I tasted  CHEEZEBLOOD on Sunday!  Austin you are as gross of cheeze  …  and I thank you of it.

Did you know that Mac and Cheeze ice cream is a possible and delicious thing?

23 shizz fukkin dwaztastiks blew the wizz off the grill.  And I was there!!! You were too if you are cool.   Thanks you Shangri La, for knowing this basic truth: mac and chuz is filthy perf.  (PICS UP ON MY TAKEDOWN FB!)

Here after the jump is the winners and chizzerz, and all the love… Austin, I can’t say enugg how dope you actually are. Continue reading

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Hey Brooklyn! I’m eazy if you’re cheezy!

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SOLD OUT!

Throw away your false idols.  Worship at the pasta feet of the one true Mac and Cheeze goddess!  Her embrace is cheezy, her majesty sleezy. This benevolent omnipresence will be enjoyed March 23, 2-4PM at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Ye who are unworthy, come and wallow in 25-30 different mac and cheezez from NYC’s cooking underground! Vote on the finest offering, and rejoice! She has risen!!!!

EMAIL ME to compete!

TICKETS HERE

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Austin Mac and Cheeze Takedown conquers all at SXSW

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What a crazy!  Fill the eternal soul of your yearning of bliss like a hawk flying over the mountain of your wonder of the wonderfull! Ommmmmmm… Eat endless mac and cheezez from local cooks at the Austin Mac and Cheeze Takedown!!! Sunday March 9 at Shangri La 2-4PM!

CALL FOR COOKS Email chilitakedown@gmail.com to COMPETE for SICK culinary prizes!

WANT TO EAT ALL THAT MAC AND CHEEZE and VOTE ON THE SLEAZIEST?  TICKETS HERE!

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USA! USA! USA!  While we’re beating those dirty reds in Sochi, the real fight was on the Brooklyn homefront: meatballz sportz. ! !  !!!  !!!  !!!!!!!!  Deep fried,  stuffed, biggies, littles, sauced and bunned – all balls deserved the title of SUPREME FACE SMACKER!  But as always, there can only be a couple official face smacking winners- and here they are after the jump: Continue reading

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Boston Chili Takedown – Marvel of the Chili of the Venom of the Damned

VENUE CHANGE!  Make sure you get it right!!!! Chili Takedown is at GREAT SCOTT!

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Tremors…  Then silence…  Then BOOOOOM!!!! THE CHILI TAKEDOWN is back in Boston of course you guys!!!!  If you are bonin for chili, then February is time to flex that muscle in your cortex and explode upon the masses your finest chili concoction!  Does yours blow the lid off with coffee or whisky or some bizonculous secret ingredient?  Does it blow your face off with ghost chilis and electric thunder? Or does it calm a dude down with porky meats and subtle seasonings?  Let’s see it, Boston! The public is invited to vote on the chili mas loco!!!!

TO COMPETE EMAIL CHILITAKEDOWN@GMAIL.COM

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To enjoy infinity bites of all the different chilis, TICKETS HERE!

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