Holiday cookies comin out your ears!!! Enjoy this holiday cookie massacre with your loved ones, and a bajillion of the finest cookies!!! Literally, a bajillion… HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
WHEN – December 17 2017 Noon-2PM
Home bakers wanna enter? Come at me! Matt@TheTakedowns.com
WANT TO EAT ALL THE COOKIES?!?!? TICKETS HERE
What?! Almost Christmas and you don’t have a present for the friend who has everything? Know what they don’t have? A painting of extra-terrestrial pig spiders locked in deadly laserbattle with space vixens on an alien wasteland floating in the cosmos! This and more you’ll see painted live at the first ever Painting Takedown- and take them home!!! All paintings auctioned to raise $$$ for Bushwick Street Cats this winter! Hope you like saving kitties, art, and lazerblasted sci-fi!!!
WHAT: The Brooklyn Sci Fi Painting Takedown
WHEN: December 14 7PM-midnight (auction at 9)
HOW: $10 at door gets you beer, chili and a front row seat to the painting and auction!
Bushwick’s hottest artists!!! Pick up their artwork CHEEEEP to support kitty cats!!! Right before the holidays kick off!!!
Want to paint?! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to ENTER and I’ll give you a canvas and easel!!! Bring your own paints and supplies
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If you don’t know, now you know! The Brooklyn Chili Takedown represents the only and best chili in Brooklyn, a brutal feast of mammoth proportions!!!! Every bowl of red presented in a no-rules format, a never-ending supply of culinary thunder!!!!
WHEN – November 19 Noon-2PM
DARE TO COMPETE! – email Matt@TheTakedowns.com (fight for 6 prize packages, each that include hundreds of $ in Le Creuset, Anolon, Microplane and Wusthof cookware!!!)
EAT TO DARE!!! – all you can eat tickets available HERE!
CALL FOR COOKS! What you love most at breakfastime!? Granola? Pie? Grits? Let’s make Breakfast Great Again, America! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to fight for love and prizes!! Brooklyn Breakfast Takedown is October 29!!! 1-3PM at Brooklyn Bazaar!!!
A portion of procedes will be donated to:
WHAT: Brooklyn Bacon Takedown 2017
WHEN: September 24, 2017 2-4
Every possible inkling of bacon ideas that pinballs around in Brooklyn’s takedown heads- here at Arrogant Swine for the world to blast into their dang faces with! Get their and eat everything!!!!
Want to enter? I can give you 10 lbs of Cheshire Pork from Heritage Farms!!! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter, and fight hard for prizes and funzoz!
CALL FOR HOME BREWERS!!! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to compete!!!
Home brewers of NYC! Bring your finest Saison, Pils, Gose, Citra, Lager or whatever else is bouncing around your brilliant noggin- and fight for prizes and good times!!!
WHAT: BK Homebrew Takedown
WHERE: Hill Country Barbecue, BK
WHEN: August 20, 2017 1-3PM
Want to come chug cold beers on a hot day!?! The people want to know the science of your party! Get your tickets!!!
Summertime is here, and if you don’t wear a hat, the boiling rays can drill holes directly into your brain! Too bad there’s no Ice Cream thingie happening to clear our minds oh wait, it’s… THE BROOKLYN ICE CREAM TAKEDOWN!!!
WHEN: Noon-2PM July 23
to sign up and compete! Or hey, maybe you’re the type what likes EATIN ALL THE ICE CREAM! Tickets HERE
CANCELLED!!! Due to unforeseen circumstances!!!
I can’t take it any more!!! It’s time to indulge! A gajillion tacos of epic proportions all in your face- created by the coolest NYC cooks… for you to eat so many of!
May 21 2-4PM at Brooklyn Bazaar, 150 Greenpoint Ave in Greenpoint!!!!
CALL FOR COOKS – email Matt@TheTakedowns.com to enter your taco! Make the filling- I’ll provide the tortillas in little taco boats for you to serve to a super happy public!
You guys, it’s tacos. One low low price to eat them alllll! TICKETS HERE
Portion of procedes benefit Women’s Education Project!
This is your day, cheezaholics! I know that you know that we know that the Cheezapocalypse is coming, and we MUST gather, for The Reckoning! 20+ of Brooklyn’s yummiest macaroni and cheezez for you to feast your faces on !!!!!
WHAT: Brooklyn Mac and Cheeze Takedown 2017
WHERE: Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club
WHEN: April 23 Noon-2PM (21+!)
CALL FOR COOKS! Come at me if you’d like to compete! We can’t wait to try your mac and cheeze, which is CLEARLY SUPERIOR! Email Matt@TheTakedowns.com